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Who will win in a fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 06Bluez, Jan 24, 2009.

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Who will win in fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris?

  1. Chris4x4

    80 vote(s)
    48.5%
  2. Chuck Norris

    85 vote(s)
    51.5%
  1. Jan 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM
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    Bearskill

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    When Chris4x4 jumps into a swimming pool he doesn't get wet. The swimming pool gets Chris4x4ed.:D
     
  2. Jan 24, 2009 at 11:19 AM
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    Bearskill

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    Chris4x4's tears cure cacer. To bad he has never ever cried EVER.:D
     
  3. Jan 24, 2009 at 11:23 AM
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    You know why they made cloning people illegal? Cause if Chris4x4 was cloned and one of his Tacoma mods met another Chris4x4 Tacoma mods, it would be the end of the space time continuem.:D
     
  4. Jan 24, 2009 at 11:50 AM
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    brianr

    brianr go shit in your hat

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    all you have to do is pull out a nail or staple gun...or the golf ball launcher.
     
  5. Jan 24, 2009 at 11:59 AM
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    I vote for Chuck... just because it's Chuck. :laugh:
     
  6. Jan 24, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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    The only reason I chose Chris is because he made the golf ball launcher (blind chuck) and the flamethrower (burns and essentially kills Chuck...with fire :violent:).
     
  7. Jan 24, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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    Damn, I forgot about the staple gun...
     
  8. Jan 24, 2009 at 12:16 PM
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    brianr go shit in your hat

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  9. Jan 24, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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  10. Jan 24, 2009 at 12:32 PM
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    Dilsky

    Dilsky There go my nipples again!

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    Well look on the bright side if Chuck Norris decides to try to kill you, he is going to have to go through all of us first. Thus you have about 1 hour from when he starts his march of death.....unless of course he uses a montage then it could be less. This would eventually lead to a battle of knowledge and power too great for our tiny planet to handle....causing it of course to implode. Due to this fact I think Chuck will stay away seeing as how you are not building yourself up.....but the moment you change your mind we may all be doomed!
     
  11. Jan 24, 2009 at 12:47 PM
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    Hey Chris, I posted something on the last page of The Useless Post Thread for ya.
     
  12. Jan 24, 2009 at 1:44 PM
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  13. Jan 24, 2009 at 1:48 PM
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    Ghost96Romeo What is the Search Tab for????

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    Nevermind its right here ^^^^

    Thanks BrianR. That voting is getting close! Chris FTW!
     
  14. Jan 24, 2009 at 2:42 PM
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    If superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's, Id have to say hes pretty indestructable.
     
  15. Jan 24, 2009 at 3:07 PM
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    Chuck Norris will find everybody who has voted for Chris and roundhouse kick them in the face.

    Go to google. Type in "Find Chuck Norris." Click 'I'm feeling Lucky.

    :D
     
  16. Jan 24, 2009 at 3:15 PM
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    Hahaha!!! Best line ever!
     
  17. Jan 24, 2009 at 3:20 PM
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    To all of you who voted against Chuck...you're dead and you don't even know it!
     
  18. Jan 24, 2009 at 3:53 PM
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    :rofl:
     
  19. Jan 24, 2009 at 3:53 PM
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    *running back into bedroom to hide under the covers*
     
  20. Jan 24, 2009 at 3:56 PM
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    Chuck Norris will find you under the covers and roundhouse kick you in the face. :D
     

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