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Who will win in a fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 06Bluez, Jan 24, 2009.

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Who will win in fight Chris4x4 or Chuck Norris?

  1. Chris4x4

    80 vote(s)
    48.5%

  2. Chuck Norris

    85 vote(s)
    51.5%
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  1. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:15 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    *running thru house, screaming, looking for a place to hide*
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  2. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:17 PM
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    There is no place to hide... Chuck Norris doesn't look for you. Chuck Norris finds you.
     
    Delmarva, Jan 24, 2009
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  3. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:19 PM
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    chris4x4

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    *out of breath.........crouching in a corner quickly writting my wil...*
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  4. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:20 PM
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    I voted for Chris! Chris for the win! Chris will mod checks legs so he is incapable of performing round house kicks.:D
     
    Neubs, Jan 24, 2009
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  5. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:21 PM
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    chris4x4

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    *wipeing tears from eyes.......sniffing.......*


    I might be able to do that..........

    *reality setting in......running thru house screaming and flailing arms in the air..........again....*
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  6. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:24 PM
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    LMAO --

    Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
     
    Delmarva, Jan 24, 2009
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  7. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:29 PM
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    I heard the Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, oh yeah, you are right, Chuck never cries.
     
    Neubs, Jan 24, 2009
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  8. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:29 PM
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    I voted Chuck. Its not that I don't like ya' Chris but... ya' know... its Chuck. But you do get my vote for better videos and mods than Chuck. :)
     
    sAm I aM, Jan 24, 2009
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  9. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:29 PM
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    The Mushroom Capital of the World
    Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
     
    JDMcQ, Jan 24, 2009
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  10. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:33 PM
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    Chuck Norris is so bad ass he can divide by Zero.
     
    Neubs, Jan 24, 2009
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  11. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:33 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Thank you. A vote for Chuck, is a vote to keep me alive. :D
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  12. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:33 PM
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice... :thumbsup:
     
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  13. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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    Ha ha ha, I forgot about that one. Reps for you!
     
    Neubs, Jan 24, 2009
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  14. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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    Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
     
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  15. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:47 PM
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    chris4x4

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    :pray:
     
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  16. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:54 PM
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    Chuck is washed up. Chris was just telling me that this afternoon...
     
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  17. Jan 24, 2009 at 4:59 PM
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    Holy CRAP!!!! Everybody has to do this!

    That is the funniest thing I have ever read.:rofl:
     
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  18. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:00 PM
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    chris4x4

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


    I said no such thing, Chuck!! I know where Packerfan lives also, so you can kill him after your done with Colton. :eek:
     
    chris4x4, Jan 24, 2009
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  19. Jan 24, 2009 at 5:01 PM
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    Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

    So, it's impossible for Chuck Norris to be washed up.
     
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