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Date Older Women, You Morons

Discussion in 'Texas' started by jandrews, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. Aug 4, 2011 at 8:12 PM
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    This thread needs to LIVE! People need to KNOW!
     
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  2. Aug 4, 2011 at 8:29 PM
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    This is funny, all you young bucks, older women will teach you everything you need to know about keeping a woman happy, in and out of bed. They will teach you about respect and manners and how to handle yourself.
     
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  3. Aug 4, 2011 at 8:29 PM
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    jandrews [OP] Hootin' and Hollerin'

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    This man speaks truth.
     
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  4. Aug 4, 2011 at 9:22 PM
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    I will not let this thread die. brb posting link in 2nd gen
     
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  5. Aug 4, 2011 at 9:27 PM
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    Been with an older woman for the past 6 years.

    And I can tell you that cartoon is 100% correct.

    Short of turning into money everything I do angers her, and she lets me know.



    But the sex is fantastic.
     
    Krazie Sj, Aug 4, 2011
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  6. Aug 4, 2011 at 10:04 PM
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    THExBUSxDRIVER Victory is reserved...

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    Not enough.
    Dated a 31 yr old when I was 19. BEST EFFIN TIME EVER
     
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  7. Aug 4, 2011 at 10:06 PM
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    fuck em all
     
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  8. Aug 7, 2011 at 3:09 PM
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    tx_shooter This place is a cesspool of bfo and spacer lifts

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    Why is this in the Texas Forum????


    But it is true... older women are great!
     
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  9. Aug 7, 2011 at 3:19 PM
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    Been with an older woman for the past 3 years. Awesome! I never been taken care of so well in my life.
     
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  10. Aug 9, 2011 at 5:51 AM
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    Totally, absolutely, positively agree with this thread. My wife is 10 yrs older than me we met when in my late 20's. Best woman... EVER!!! we are on 7 yrs strong and no end in sight. LOTS of perks such as mentioned above.
     
    SoTexTacoma, Aug 9, 2011
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  11. Aug 9, 2011 at 5:57 AM
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    Stay away from older, mature, intelligent, over-sexed women you filthy young turks. Keep to your silicone filled young immature tarts. Older women are for Older men. If you disobey this, you are at risk of being embarrassed by those who know more about virtually everything than you do......:)
     
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  12. Aug 9, 2011 at 6:37 AM
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    HAHAHAHA!!!
     
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  13. Aug 9, 2011 at 6:39 AM
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    Matic The "OFG" Baby!!!

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    I'm down for some g.i.l.f.s.
     
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  14. Aug 9, 2011 at 6:44 AM
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    By "mature", I didn't mean grandma Rich......geeezzz......:rolleyes:
     
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  15. Aug 9, 2011 at 6:54 AM
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    Matic

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    Matic The "OFG" Baby!!!

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    Cmon. My saying is..."everyone loves there grandma...why not someone elses?"
     
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  16. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:02 AM
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    Remember the first rule of the UG? Er, um, whats the UG?:smack:
     
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  17. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:25 AM
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    As a gentleman in his early-to-mid 30s, I have the luxury of being right in the middle of the younger/older...um...dilemma?

    I'm thinking this is a great place to be. Been getting lots of action from the 37+ crowd and this is working great. Why?

    - Mostly divorcees. They've been there and done that. Looking for fun.
    - Single moms. No more wanty kids.
    - Kids are grown and either out of the house or old enough to take care of themselves. So when Mom wants to knock boots, it's "here's 20 bucks. Get out of the house for 2 hours."
    - Professionals. They understand the meaning of "I have to go to work."

    I have to give credit to Cosmo, Olay skin care and plastic surgery. There really is a fountain of youth.
     
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  18. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:29 AM
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  19. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:36 AM
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    i can tell you one thing for sure.......never date a woman with false teeth
     
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  20. Aug 9, 2011 at 11:38 AM
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    Damn, I was lookin forward to finding one of those in about 40 yrs and having her go absolutely crazy suckin and gummin without worrying about teeth marks. :confused:
     
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