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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:09 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    So I'm home... got to leave work early... boss is concerned that the roads were gonna get bad... works for me... :thumbsup:
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  2. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:10 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    Have it say:

    Dear (Insert name here),

    QUIT PICKING YOUR FUCKING NOSE AND SCRATCHING YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF THE STUDENTS!

    Thank you for your time,
    Everybody
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  3. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:11 PM
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    kristopherl

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    kristopherl [OP] AKA: Jake the Wolf

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    voted for that beautiful Collie
     
    kristopherl, Jan 27, 2009
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  4. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:38 PM
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    Charli

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    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    Thank you for the votes guys! He really is a beautiful blue merle!

    Here's a first draft of the memo:
    Names have been bleeped to protect the companies involved.

    To all employees of ***** ******,
    As security for the school, employees should, at all times, retain a dignified manner and a respectable appearance; unfortunately, it has come to my attention from ***** ***** faculty and students that certain ***** ******** employees at this post have been displaying inappropriate behavior while on duty. In view of the co-ed student body, we must be especially attentive to actions that could be misconstrued. As of this memo, please refrain from inordinate manipulation of the genital area in view of students, faculty, and staff. If such attention to one’s crotch is necessary, please move to an area away from public view. Should the itching become intolerable, a visit to a physician for a shot of penicillin may be in order. In addition to the aforementioned activity, please avoid “digging for nose gold” in public locations. Facial tissue is available in the office of the School Nurse, and vending machines are in the hall off of the Commons. Should I receive further reports of such undignified and, frankly, creepy, behavior, another memo will be forwarded to all employees of ***** ******** that will include names. Thank you for your attention and compliance in this matter.



    Sergeant S. **********
     
    Charli, Jan 27, 2009
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  5. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:44 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    :rofl:

    very nice :thumbsup:
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  6. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:44 PM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    School sucks...
     
    derekabraham, Jan 27, 2009
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  7. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:45 PM
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    Charli

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    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    I can't stop laughing! I had a ball (no pun intended) writing that thing!! We'll see if he makes me change anything.....:D I always have so much fun writing memos for him!
     
    Charli, Jan 27, 2009
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  8. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:46 PM
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    Charli

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    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    Sometimes it itches.....
     
    Charli, Jan 27, 2009
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  9. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    that's what she said... :D
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  10. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    Wait... you did say that... and you're a chick... hmmmmmm

    guess it doesn't work... :(
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  11. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:51 PM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    Yippee!
     
    derekabraham, Jan 27, 2009
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  12. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:53 PM
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    HerNameIsLucy

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    HerNameIsLucy I miss Lucy. :-(

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    RIP Lucy.
    She's gone but not forgotten.
    :smack:
     
    HerNameIsLucy, Jan 27, 2009
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  13. Jan 27, 2009 at 1:55 PM
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    Delmarva

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    lol... woops
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  14. Jan 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM
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    Racinkid13

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    Im freakin hungry.
     
    Racinkid13, Jan 27, 2009
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  15. Jan 27, 2009 at 3:23 PM
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    Delmarva

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    It's the wife's T4R so it's stock
    I just made Curry Beef, brown rice, and green beans...

    good dinner. :thumbsup:
     
    Delmarva, Jan 27, 2009
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  16. Jan 27, 2009 at 4:08 PM
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    Racinkid13

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    Oooo, i found theres a member gallery.
     
    Racinkid13, Jan 27, 2009
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  17. Jan 27, 2009 at 4:10 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    Done. Hope they win. I'm a sucker for a pretty face :thumbsup:
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jan 27, 2009
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  18. Jan 27, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    :rant::rant::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jan 27, 2009
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  19. Jan 27, 2009 at 4:19 PM
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    Racinkid13

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    hahahahahaha....thats awsome!
     
    Racinkid13, Jan 27, 2009
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  20. Jan 27, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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    Charli

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    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    Thank you all for voting! :)

    Thanks guys--I live for this kind of writing! LOL!
     
    Charli, Jan 27, 2009
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