Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

No kidding!

 

Russell I recomend adding a please for ex. Rule 1# when u drive my truck, Put the F%$KEN seat back *PLEASE*

 

if you say please it makes them think they have controll over you.

 

Nah....we have control over them no matter what....




He's still pissed about it, isn't he?

 

Depending on how they take it.. If his daughters not over 18, she more then likely will not think of it like that due to the lack of female knowlage of contolling us men. HOWEVER the gf is a differnt story. Saying please to a girlfriend or wife can either make one of two things happen. 1. being they completley just found a weak spot in are dominace or 2. She finds that Russells table manners have progressed, there for rewarding Russ with a present in the bedroom! So in conclusion your taking a big ass risk. Goodluck.

 

Girls know about what control is at the age of 12. Trust me on this one.

 

my girlfriend puts a condom in the visor mirror on the passenger side so that girls can see it when they pull it down to look at themselves, the facial expressions i get are funny

 

feet on the dash, hit my windshield wipers (I HATE WIPERS, I USE RAIN X), use my phone charger when my battery is dying, put on girly music.

they're all excusable, she's hot

 

This shit is effing hilarious!

 

holy shit yeah.

 

When they try and stack up a bunch of garbage near the gearshift. Probably the thing I'm most picky about.

 

Feet on the dash, singing, humming and thats all. I can't stand when girls sing or hum along.

 

You should fight back by not putting the toilet seat down. A few fanny dips in the toilet and I bet they would remember to put the seat back.
Matt

 

Nothing bugs me....Its just a truck.....they are real people and provide a whole lot more fun and pleasure.

 

why the fuck do yall care? i let my broad do whatever the fuck she wants in my truck, its my baby but putting her feet on the dash or putting a little trash in it doesnt stir me up a bit, she pays for that with road head or gettin laid in the sack. Now if her friends ever laid a foot on my dash or smoked in my car, they would be looking for a smack down!!

 

i dont really like it when she yanks down the visor n hacks open to get to the mirror. then karate-chop's it back up when she's done w/o even closing the mirror slider. othern than that, she knows the rules! gotta keep dat shiieeet in check! or else she walkin!

 

I hope she realizes her worth.

Oh come on....you know you really wouldn't make her walk...

 

These posts that end with "but it's cool cause she's hot," need proof to back it up!



Anyone not considerate of your vehicle shouldn't be allowed in. If anyone does anything that bothers me I simply ask that they don't do it again in a serious tone/voice. Maybe it's because I'm usually the happy go lucky type and when I flip most people catch on and remember.

I had a friend who used to put on her seatbelt and then put the strap that goes across her chest behind her back. Got her to stop doing it by telling her I was worried that if we ever got in a wreck I would be devastated if she was injured because I allowed her to leave it that way. "Re-trained" her sisters with that whole thing too.

 

You just want something to fap to ya creep

 

I hate it when my girl wants to start a conversation while I'm driving. Damn, wanna put duct tape over her mouth because I want to enjoy the ride.