Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

You should see the difference between drivers and passengers side in mine. The fiance will get smashed and chief cigarettes.

 

when they make me get stains on my seats :/

 

Somehow one day a girl was in the back seat. Decided she wanted to put some makeup on. And managed to get some black liquid eye makeup shit ON THE ROOF. Still cant get that shit fully out.

And NOBODY smokes in my truck...no girls...no guys.....nobody.

 

When she gets cold and closes her vents so it blasts me!

Or when she thinks she controls the climate control. If she turns the fan down, I get pissed! She's learned to do it when I'm not looking so I don't notice until I'm sweating! I told her one day, I control the climate control, you can make suggestions!

 

Ouch.

 

When they slide out the truck instead of stepping out or putting feet on the Sliders and stepping dowgrabbing the center console or edge of seat and pulling theirselves into truck instead of using the oh shit handle. Drives me crazy. It's my truck respect it. And feet on the dash

 

when they forget to swallow. pisses me the hell off

 

My wife always asks to drive the truck which wouldn't be a big deal if she knew how to drive stick. Tried to teach her one night in a parking lot and I swear I had whiplash. Never again. Other than that the other things don't really bother me...After all it's a truck not a luxury car. Plus she knows my tacoma is my 2nd love so she is fairly nice to her.

 

No fucking smoking, period, RARELY ever eat in my truck, you bring chips or coffee cake into my truck and eat it, I'm making you lick the fucking crumbs up, Coffee, do what I do, have your smoke, outside the truck and drink some of that shit down and you'd better have a spill stopper on that shit or you're finishing it before we leave. Make-up???What are you stoopid? It's a fucking truck that bounces up and down, you try that shit and you're gonna end up putting a fucking eye out. Drunk in my truck??? You even THINK you're gonna puke you'd better tell me to pull over or you won't have to worry 'bout a hangover cause the rest of your body will be very sore from the beating I put on you. Seat belts, MANDATORY, I don't want your face ruining my perfectly good windshield. When you leave, take your shit with you, I'm not your fucking maid and I don't leave my shit all over your living room. You touch the glass you clean all my windows, here's the paper towels, here's the Windex....CHOP CHOP!! Feet on my dash, here's the fucking ARMORALL, get to work. Radio? DRIVER'S PREFERENCE, end of story. Climate control? I like my passengers to be comfy, just as long as I am comfy too. I spend hours detailing my truck, HOURS! If I get MY truck dirty, so what, IT"S MY TRUCK!!! BTW, this rant isn't aimed at women, it's everyone, I don't care if you're Jesus H. Christ or fucking Elvis Aaron Presley, my truck, my rules, don't like it? WALK!

 

Holyyyy shit!

 

I don't like it when people have explosive diarrhea in my truck. N
ot only girls.
not that it's happened before.
But if it did
I wouldn't like it.

 

Ain't nothin' wrong with some eye candy, don't be mad because you prefer guy candy.

 

Remind me never to get closer to your truck than 5 feet.

 

footprints on the headliner, legs out the windows

 

Not really inside the truck but....

The girls that wear too many rings on their hands... That high pitched screech you hear as paint and clear coat is coming off inside your door handle wells... Take your oversized finger wear off before you open my door! Shieeet.

 

I think someone touched a nerve >_<

 

wow thats good shit man atta boy

 

to most of you

 

This may sound pedantic, but its my goddam truck and my goddam rules. I hate when girls touch my radio. I put the music on that I want for a reason, I dont care if you dont like country or this particular artist. Deal with it. I also dislike it when girls whine about my driving. I drive fast. Get over it. Saying that were gonna die isnt going to slow me down. I changed lanes at 8 miles per hour over the speed limit, calm your shit. Whew that felt good.

 

I have to say my girl doesn't really do much at all that annoys me in my truck. Ive tried to get her to drive it and she says no because its tall and she doesn't like the hood scoop. She gets on ME about slamming the doors even though i don't think i do. Ive never had her put her feet on my dash, i think she would think that's pretty dumb. All she does is take her shoes off and cross her feet in the seat and ride. no trash, she takes it all with her. No reason to touch the tailgate....uh i dunno what else. I smoke in my truck so she can smoke (the little she does), and as for the radio usually she likes whatever I am playing.

We went to the beach about a month ago and she ASKED could she put her foot out the passenger window and rest her heel on the side-view mirror.

Guess just depends on how they keep their stuff.

My girl - very organized and likes stuff to be clean. Guess im just lucky. not tryn to brag