Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

this

 

I just realized the only female that's been in my truck is me.

 

It can be from a necklace, she had a small pair of Alan Jackson boots oh yeah and a visor.

They always seem to come up missing! IDK

 

Opens the door and her rings scratches the inside behind the handle. Her camery is all assed up. Pull with you effn fingers!

 

Oh also she wants to run through all 220 XM stations

 

My wife pretty much refuses to drive with me because of those two reasons.

Oh if she saw me drive the Amberlamps. She'd shit herself.



I've literally driven the ambulance like this down an icy stretch of highway with cars blocking both southbound lanes. I was on the inside stretch of the highway though, not the outside.

 

Hmmm.. does this mean you annoy yourself but don't know it????

food for thought!!

 

not pay attention and slam the passenger seat belt in the door cuz they didnt untwist it when theyre retarded ass took it off -_-

 

Every time she drives my truck, my gf lowers the upper seat belt height ajustment thingy all the way down (because shes 5'2"), then when i get in my truck to drive it and put my seatbelt on the damn thing cuts off the circulation to my brain.

 

my wife pops her gum and i want to kick her out of the truck lol. plus she sheds blonde hair all over the truck and then never cleans it up

 

My wife is just fine...occasionally blocks the window when I need to turn but catches herself and moves back. My teenagers on the other hand......I swear they shed garbage and crap everytime they leave my truck...

 

Oh are you saying that females are the only ones that are annoying? And do you feel that others need food in order to think?

You must be hungry.

 

Title of the thread.... lol

and I'm starving

 

One in regards to males can be easily started but it's a question that doesn't need to be asked. It's understood.


lol.

 

1. Putting her phone/papers on the dash.
2. I have an access cab and I personally hate it when people stuff things in between the two front seats versus simply opening up the door and setting their crap down nicely on the floor.
3. Bitching about the back seats being uncomfortable... Yes I know they suck it's an access cab; maybe if you weren't so selfish in buying a god damn coupe with no back seats then we could have ridden in that nice 4-runner I picked out for you.

 

Well, guys don't generally put their feet on the dash, nor do they wear rings or make-up

 

Never been to The Citay, have you?

 

I said in general my dear!

 

This happened today,

Alright were about to go through these ruts so roll your window up. she starts rolling it up and stops to answer a text message, I thought she rolled it up hauled a$$ and we got alittle muddy.. Didnt annoy me that much I just thought it was funny

 

when I say "hold on to yer heirlooms" that's code for grab the friggin pillar handle and pay attention