Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

rofl...

 

I think jdkellar doesn't understand that someone is marking her territory, and him!!!!!LOL

 

I told my wife about this thread today when I picked her up for lunch. (Very rare that we can have lunch together)

She punched me after I told her I was going to post "She sits in it".

 

I like your thinking buddy.

I hate it when my girl tries putting brightly colored decorations on the dash. last idea was sticky hands. you have no idea how hard it is to clean that crap off. the sun melted them to the dash.

 

always turning my hazard lights on and refuses to ride with the windows down.

 

Brushing there hair and dropping it on the floor

 

Don't know if this has been said, but I hate it when they leave their sent on my seats. Scares the coyotes away! Lol

 

Thank God. I thought I was the only one. I have muddy, sandy, wet foot prints all over.

"You love your truck more than you love me!"

 

I do two of the three! And I don't put my feet on the dash.

I mean, I don't wear makeup!

 

THAT"S AWESOME!!!

 

You sure bout that????

 

Haha, I usually give her crap about her being in/around my truck anyways. It's all good natured teasing, nothing mean or anything. She does the same to me about her Accord.

She got in and I had to move some boxes so she could get her legs in comfortably and she gave me a goofy look of "Wow, you're not gonna be a douche"

So then I had to be a douche.

 

Leaving smudges on the windows! My step daughter does this all the time, weather it's her hands, elbow or even her face, she is always riding with some body part touching the damn windows. In my truck, in her moms car and now her own car. Guess who gets to clean them up and hates doing windows? And of course her mom defends her to no end.

 

my truck is a truck... its fuckin trashed so feet on the dash expect dirty feet, slam the door? yea ok its jacked anyway, draw on the windows and it makes clean spots, but the one thing my wife does that i cant stand is she takes stuff out of my truck.

like last winter she cleaned my truck and took all my recovery gear out and put it in a "safe place" at home. I felt bad because i stopped to tug a guy out of the snow and wait, no strap lol

or i had my work keys in the center console and drove 150miles to a job site just to find out she removed the keys so i didnt lose them. i had to turn around to get them and drive all the way back...

 

I hate it when they don't take their shoes off

 

x2... they always spray perfume on their neck so it stays on the seat belts...
then the next girl is like "why does your seatbelt smell like perfume"

 

Right there with you on this on this, don't want her in it period because everything she does seems to piss me off.

Not sure if someone captured this yet, but how about reaching back to mess with the kids and getting deodorant all over the F'n side of the seat. Now I have permanent white strips on my grey interior. Freaken shit was supposed to go on clear like the label said!

 

when i get out of the truck...you get out of the truck so i can lock it...i dont want to wait 5 min for you to prepare to get out!

 

I've got lost of complaints about the sliders.
*her* "why did you put these things on your truck, now its aggervating to get into and I keep getting mud on my pants"

 

if my mom cleaned out my truck she would find... a hookah (grounded for the rest of my life) and sand.... but what does annoy is when my parents drive my truck without asking me or my dad has his little mid life crisis stage and drive my truck when we get a hair cut and tries to drive super fast... he hasnt drove a stick in 25 plus years and he speed shifts...... bugs me but im not saying anything to them since they bought me the truck haha.