Greatest Movie Quotes

X2 Hell yeah!

 

Curtis..... is he dead?

Oh no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at ME!

Yes, I'm Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago....

But face it, you're a neo maxi zoom dweebie

 

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!!!!

 

LOL. Fire at Will! Will Smith that is lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8


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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

 

Bad Boys 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djgNIeq2x_0&feature=related

 

wHy am I say wHat wHat wHay?

 

"FREEDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ William Wallace

 

"He should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

Eastwood owns this thread.

 

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

America; Fuck Yeah!

 

Monty Brogan...a toast: "Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends." - 25th Hour (2002).

 

"PEOPLE! IT'S MADE FROM PEOPLE!"

 

Eastwood owns pretty much everything when it comes to manly.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone rarely disappoint. Baseketball being an exception. That movie sucked ass.

 

YOU shut the fuck up, Bennie! I would tell you to kiss my ass, but knowing you, you probably can't find it, you blind motherfucker!

 

"I used to be bulemic"

"...YOU CAN READ MINDS?!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG6Jg17Ouus

 

Watch out for your cornhole, Peter-man!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cTg2kyj_4

 

FTW

Why do they call you Meat?

Why do they call you Blossom?