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The Recession is so BAD!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TacomaMtnMan, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:26 PM
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    TacomaMtnMan

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    TacomaMtnMan [OP] those who seek fear shall be followed by fear

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    The RECESSION IS SO BAD........

    My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
    The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally...

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.



    :D:D
     
    TacomaMtnMan, Aug 23, 2011
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  2. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:42 PM
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    That's funny!! Times are tough!
     
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  3. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:44 PM
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  4. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:44 PM
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    Some good stuff man.
     
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  5. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:46 PM
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    ViperJay These are the voyages...

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  6. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM
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    EL TACOROJO SNAPPIN NECKS AND CASHIN CHECKS.

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    :thumbsup: nice one
     
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  7. Aug 23, 2011 at 12:58 PM
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    TanSR5x4 Hold my beer and watch this

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    those are pretty funny
     
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    Nice!:laugh:
     
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  9. Aug 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM
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    All good stuff :proposetoast:
     
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    The economy is so bad that African television stations are showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!

    It's so bad, Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.

    The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

    The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

    The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"

    The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

    It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    The economy is so bad, that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl, they played "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

    The economy is so bad, Malia and Sasha Obama started a lemonade stand to raise money for bailouts.

    The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.
     
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    uh oh, are we gonna start getting political here?:)
     
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    Funny stuff totally worth sharing, THANKS!
     
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    VanillaGorilla Itsnevertoearlytostartbee fingupyourobituary

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    A picture is now only worth 200 words

    I laughed at that ^^^^ ha

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    nice :D.
     
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    TacomaMtnMan [OP] those who seek fear shall be followed by fear

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    LOL also some good ones!
     
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  17. Sep 15, 2011 at 12:34 AM
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    AH HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA!!!!!!!

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    HAH HA HA HAH HAH HA!!!
     
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