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That awkward moment when ___________ <---- Fill in the blank!

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  1. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:48 PM
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    Tigahshark

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  2. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:48 PM
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    When you're banging a chick from behind and she farts and you stop for a second because it startled you.

    When you get caught skinny dipping by the manager at a nice resort and he's standing between you and your wifes clothes.

    When you're with a group of people and you catch a good friend in a bold faced lie.

    When you get home from work, look down and see your fly has been unzipped all day

    When you're walking up to a door but are still 30 feet away and someone insists on standing there holding it open for you
     
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  3. Aug 28, 2011 at 3:54 PM
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  4. Aug 28, 2011 at 4:10 PM
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    Junebug McQuinn

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    When you see someone you kinda sorta know at the grocery and make small talk for a min or two and then pass them 5-6 more times while going up and down the aisles
     
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  5. Aug 28, 2011 at 4:22 PM
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    this is so true
     
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  6. Aug 28, 2011 at 4:39 PM
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    You all forgot this one...

    that moment when you have to pass through the lingerie section at a store to get to where you want to be...
     
    Gunshot-6A, Aug 28, 2011
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  7. Aug 28, 2011 at 4:55 PM
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    YFZ450MOE When you blow off steam you get an eyepatch

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    When a racial comment is made by accident and there is a "new guy" around. Everyone heard it but doesn't comment or laugh
     
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  8. Aug 28, 2011 at 4:58 PM
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    LOL, rookie! I shop at the lingerie section pretty often, buying stuff I want to see my wife wear. Buying tampons for her used to be awkward but you get over it after a while.
     
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  9. Aug 28, 2011 at 5:07 PM
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    the awkward moment when call your girlfriend a whale lol

    when you look at her dads phone and there is a picture of her step mom naked fingering herself.

    and when you walk into your girlfriends house and to her room and happen to glance to see her moms door open and she is standing topless (she has a boob job) and she asks you if you think they are nice lol.

    all are great tales of mine lol
     
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  10. Aug 28, 2011 at 5:08 PM
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    that awkward moment when your brothers best friends dad goes to a stip club only to see his daughter dancing.
     
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  11. Aug 28, 2011 at 5:40 PM
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    babytruck Babytruck, babytruck...I've got a babytruck :)

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    You are in a hurry to run to the grocery store before you are late to work and the stupid automatic doors don't open fast enough. Everyone looks because of the sound your body made slamming into the glass.
     
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  12. Aug 28, 2011 at 6:09 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    ^^^
    Similar.

    When you try to go the wrong way in an automated/constant revolving door and accidentally break it, leaving you trapped while hotel employees have to manually override the door.

    Forgot about that one :D
     
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  13. Aug 28, 2011 at 8:41 PM
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    when you ask your gf how she liked it in the butt via text message, and you realize you sent it to her mom right after you pushed send

    you walk in on your gf's parents getting down

    your g-ma askes why you have a sperm like stuff on your seat :eek:
     
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  15. Aug 28, 2011 at 9:16 PM
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    ... I was having my second date with my wife and she came over to my apartment (long time ago) so I could make her dinner. I had worked all day to tighty the place up and truly had it looking like she could move in at any moment--decorated like it was right out of a magazine. Before she arrived, I went to the bathroom, took a dump and then took a shower and got dressed.

    After she had been there for a bit and things were getting steamy on my couch, she asks to go use my bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later and says, "Thanks for leaving me a housewarming gift."

    I was a bit confused and asked her what she meant. When she told me I had left a fucking "mega-log" in the toilet and hadn't flushed I must have turned 5 shades of red. Embarassing and awkward. She still married my sorry ass.
     
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  16. Aug 28, 2011 at 9:22 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    ^^^
    Bravo!
     
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  17. Aug 28, 2011 at 9:23 PM
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    Yep, she was cool about it. Since we've been married, I've found her "gifts" in the toilet about 20 times over the years. It's a gift that keeps on giving...
     
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  18. Aug 28, 2011 at 9:26 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  19. Aug 29, 2011 at 12:17 AM
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    I do that all the time with my work pants. They have a button, a clasp and a zipper, and I always secure them in that order, but my brain is only hard wired to do two things in order to keep my junk secured. So when I wear my work pants 90% I accidentally leave my fly undone.

    Good times.
     
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  20. Aug 29, 2011 at 12:36 AM
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    Hold on a second, let me go check...

    Tick, tock...tick, tock...

    Nope, she's got girl parts. Whew! I'm feeling a bit relieved now.

    :D
     
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