Carolina Alliance

I am offended that you are offended by money but not because "God" is on it. I'm offended that you have none.

 

I am offended at your quotation symbols around the word God. That seems disrespectful to the word! I am offended at the font you used as well!

 

I am offended that you are offended by my offensiveness to being offended by the previous offender who was also offended.

 

im offended because of all the beer i had for thanksgiving gave me a super hangover.........does that count??

 

is my new avatar offending anyone? it's the sticker on my back window of my taco i just got back from arkansas, hence my 3 days absence

 

all i can say is it doesnt offend me.....i think its funny as hell, but i guarantee you it will definitely offend someone!!! someone wont "get it"!!!

 

it probably will offend someone at some point, it IS the sticker on the back window of my taco haha

 

I wanted to get that sticker, but I don't think I could've gotten it passed my wife. Now I've got a picture of my pu$$y.

 

well just tell your wife that the gas rule applies to everyone except her, but the ass rule was put on there for her

 

everyone is offened by something so no one post anymore or put anymore pics up so we dont affened anyone

 

Carolina Alliance Leadership Sucks.

Hey Tacomaman, where is that SOB (Son OF a Bird). Bird Man is missing. He didn't go to work today too. Stupid drunk. He hasn't surfaced since he took a dive for cat fish noodling, I think.

May be he is redesigning the rebel flag all in white and holding it up by his tiny pointed stick . And this guy is your leader?

 

nah, he aint MIA man!! he is still gloating in all his glory about clemson beating carolina!!! and no way in hell he is redisigning our rebel flag.......it would be hell if he tried to turn it clemson orange!!!

 

And Pedro lacks political experience.

 

canadians are irritating, more than a mild case of the herp to say the least

 

^Yeah, and they smell like sap. Do those Mountme's smell like sap, too?

I'm offended by that.

 

sap is the most common booty lube used in canada, and i'm offended by the english language

 

I've intercepted some intel showing that Canada is organizing and arming their weapons.