Kick Boxing...(Wifey vs. Chris4x4)

LOL, I had to have a "dramatic Pause".
Last night she was in the liveing room watching TV. In the mean time, I was in the back, hooking up a spray nozzel above her side of the bed, attached to my Sprinkler timer. She came in and saw me working on this, thats when the "Truce" was called.

 

Well, I have nothing but time durring the week, she has to work. She knows that I will tear down this house to get her back. I guess we will just have to see.

 

pics and a writeup!

 

Of my Bedroom sprinkler?

 

yes!

you never know when something like this may come in handy

 

No pics right now, But here is the parts break down.
Bailing wire.
Some 6" wood screws.
Depending on where your water out side is, you will need hose.
1 Garden sprayer (made in USA, please)
And 1 battery powered garden witering timer.
1. Set the timer FOR THE CORRECT TIME. After all, you dont want to get wet.
2.Connect it to the water source.
3. Connect the hose to the timer, and run the hose into the location of where the person to be soaked will be. ( I have a hose connection right out side my MB arcadia door)
4. Think of a way to mount the spray nozzel. This is going to be where you use you imagination. I wired it on Her side of the headboard on our bed.
5. On the sprayer, there will be an adjuster for spray pattern. Use your best jugement. I dont want a divorce, so I set it for "Spray", as opposed to "Jet".
6. Duct tape handle down so it will spray when water is applied.
7. Connect to hose.
8. turn water on
9. Flee.

*special notes*
If you did this correctly, you were able to HIDE the water hose so it cannot be seen. Cover the nozzel with something to hide it. Set the Run time on the timer to 5 min. You dont want to flood the house. Set it longer if you DO. I have done this to 2 people and it has worked WONDERFULLY. I have no pics as part of the "Truce agreement" was for me to remove the system, and throw out all future plans.

Also. This will REALLY piss someone off, so DONT do it to someone who can kick your ass.

 

soo...say i have access to an irrigation system for said mark...would adding a mister nozzle for small plants be easier?

 

WHAT? No! A "Mister" is gay. That may just make them think they are in a humid environment. If you want them wet, then you need a spray nozzel for a hose. Dont wimpify my design.

 

hahaha ok then

i was thinking more along the lines of ease of concealment

esp if working in a place i dont live in and have limited time in

 

Ok. I have some of those Misters also, and just checked the flow. If you remove the misting part, it comes out pretty good, and if you have multiples, this may be a good option. I retract my "wimpifying" comment.