Texas BS Thread

Hey what's with all these fires? I live right next to a 50 acre open field :nervous:

 

Can't call me on anything because there's no "last edited" in my post. So HA!

 

I have found that the more posts I have accumulated, the more time it gives me to stealth edit....I think I have like 5 mins now

 

I thought I saw a bunch of smoke, I looked at that link you posted and it said there was two that were north of the loop 10ish acres each and 0 percent contained.. bad enough we're in a shitty drought, but now we have to deal with all of these fires.

 

I've noticed I have more time to edit before it shows also.. I thought I was crazy though

 

So how's school going? Any hot girls that need study help?

 

Maybe one that has a nice rack in one of my classes, but I can never read women to be honest. I was asked out for some coffee last semester by a chick, later found out she had a boyfriend.. confused the hell out of me. No problems so far with school, easy homework and quizzes..

It was so damn nice out today, I went to my parent's neighborhood get together.. learned how smug rich people can be.

 

finally got my rear bumper on, didnt have enough time to get my sliders on though hopefully gettin them on next weekend...

 

Looks good

lol was Rusty there?

Also, I approve of nice racks

 

Didn't see him, I may have inadvertently pissed him off one night.. even though I should be mad at him. Probably doesn't even know it was me that pissed him off anyway.

 

Chicks are easy to read; if their boobs are looking at you they like you.
Women are hard to read; if you think your reading them your probably wrong.



YMMV

 

whatevs

 

I hate falling out of the bed of a truck going 25 mph... Pisses me off.

 

I see I'm not the only one wondering why he hasn't answered the next possible question; like "why did you fall out?" or maybe he is waiting for us to ask him so he can post whore with the answers.


I'm betting post whore.

 

It's also possible he is unconscious.

 

My scout troop puts out American Flags ziptied onto 10ft poles on holidays where we are free from school during summer months. Flag day, Independance day, Memorial day, and Labor day. We sell the subscritions and put them out during the morning and pick them up at night. Well I was the oldest on my route. The kids with me were like 11 and 13. One was short and pudgy. The other Tall and unhealthily skinny so I eneded up doing 65% of the work running, rolling, and placing the flags. Well at one point we had to ride on the tail gate of one of the leader's F-150 going down a stree. We tried to sit three abreast with the 50 something flags we had stacked up. Well the flags shifted, I shifted, the short pudgy kid shifted against me and I started slipping and the driver sped up at this moment. I grabbed at the pudgy kid's leg to help stabilize and went to grab at the pile of flags or anything else I could grab to hold. I never got to grab on to something else because the pudgy kid slapped my hand away before I could stabilize myself and I grabbed the tail gate trying to hop back on. I can't run 25 mph and slipped, slid on my knee, rolled onto my back as best as I could and lifted my head to protect it from the ground. I slid on my back for 5 feet. Just sore like no other and my knee was bleeding for a while.

 

Little late, oh well..

Edit: Nevermind.

 

I have to admit I did not expect the story to start with "my scout troop"