Stealing a Taurus (Yes it sounds bad... please open to read story)

You say the car gets stolen several times during the year... Maybe its already been stolen once or twice? If so, you're problem may have been solved already- perhaps someone has already employed the 'bust steering coulmn and start with screwdriver' technique, in which case all you have to do is bring your screwdriver and start her right up.

 

You're at a mining college, do you have access to equipment? One of these would make short work of stealing that car.

 

that link is for go jacks.. if you dont have far to drag it you only need two for the drive wheels as long as e brake isnt on. if it is climb through the bam margera sun roof and release. hook tow strap to something on the rear and pull the car till you can try to start it. the go jacks have 360 degree casters and are good to drive on if you need to. i have towed a car over a mile on a set once but ruined one of the casters on one go jack. if you drag the car on those be careful because it will swing side to side.

 

sub'd sounds fun, just pop it neutral strap it to a truck have some one in the car steering and breaking until you get to s secluded location away from said guards and start her up then go for your victory lap...if you wanna use girls...come on man use your brain, go to a local restraunt or bar find a hot girl...she has hot friends too, and im sure they would love to help, oh tell them the story and no prob. i worked at hooters for 3 yrs we had some senarios, not quite like yours but pranks we assisted in.

 

lair

 

I'm just impressed it didn't involve a flame thrower

 

thats most likely coming somewhere

 

5:1 holy shit lol

 

fuck tradition.

buy a clapped out duplicate of the car. doll it up freshman style, and forklift your new car ontop of the senior's car.

or light theirs on fire.

 

i like his idea too

 

I got a chainsaw, will that help?

 

or just masacre the car infront of their dorm....flip it

 

Plasti-dip it!

 

Ok I've been finding out more on what we need to do with it. It cannot be destroyed because whoever ends up with it last gets to drive it in the homecoming parade. The hooters idea gives me an idea... I'm gonna have to make a trip down to the strip club and enlist some help. I'm gonna make my first attempt tonight I think as I don't have class till 1 tomorrow so I can be up all night trying to get it. They added a plywood removable top because it was raining today as well as a plywood wing on the back. You guys gotta see this thing... it's actually pretty well done. I think they chopped the exhaust off and are running an open header now too. Next time I see them driving it around I'll snap a pic.

 

I'd steal a Taurus for a Klondike bar.

 

I like Chris' Idea

but I would add people repelling out of helicopter.

 

Well they totally blocked it in last night with all their trucks... kinda ruined all of the suggested plans.

 

crane !!