Alliance

diddo. I can drink jager all night long. I'm also partial to goldschlager (sp), single malt whiskey, and vodka when mixed with redbull or grapefruit juice... or tonic...or oj.... whatever. But if i drink tequila i'll fight my own mother. I'm a happy (sometimes loud and slurry) drunk, but if i drink tequila you can bet i'm gonna try to fight you. I'll tell ya whats good. its called a starry night. its 50/50 jager and goldschlager..... REALLY good!

 

drinking makes me sexier and makes my body look amazing.... when i get good and drunk i'm convinced i have washboard abs. Thats when my clothes come off. Then the next day i see pics from the night before and i'm like "hey, where'd my six pack go?"

 

Thats cause you're in a suit. i've noticed a mans whole peronality changes when he gets intoa full suit. we all start acting like james bond. i've been at weddings and was seeing double but still was not making an ass out of myself. Suits make you a badass

 

And everyone replies "You drank 5 of the six packs last night!"

 

I am badass all the time, and I am modest too.

 

just to test your theory i'm wearing a suit next time i drink, i'll let you know what happens

 

My prediction: you'll have a suit that reeks of beer

 

I'm wearing a suit to the tacoma meet. That way when I roll up to a rock I can't crawl over or a tree in my way, I just hit a button and rockets come outta my grill. KABOOM!!! Instant path.

 

ya'll call them starry nights, we call them lc, or better known as "liquid cocaine"!! they are good,and will get you fubarred, but they always sit middle way up in my damn belly for some reason, then i drink a beer, lc,beer.........goes down a little better that way to me anyway.

 

i'll probably pee myself, and it will reek of beer, jaeger, pee and smoke. woot

 

That is what we called them in Denver. My 21st birthday was laced with liquid cocaines. That is the first time I woke up next to somebody that I didn't remember from the night before. She was good looking, so it was okay. We are still friends to this day, but don't tell my wife.

 

....Thats funny....

 

waking up next to someone you didnt remember from the night before.........priceless!! done that a few times myself man!!

hey.....................at least she was good lookin!!

 

i've never been drunk enough without being sick to wake up and not know how i got there or not remember someone. i cant wait! lol

 

....plus vomit and/or urine... but at least you'll look cool while you simultaniously throw up and pee on yourself at the same time

 

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