"That's what she said"

What's you funniest "that's what she said" moment?

At work today I was stacking boxes pretty high on a pallet when a female co-worker asked, "how'd you reach that far up there?" And of course I responded "that's what she said".

So let's here some good ones.

 

Background story. Sprained my ankle for the 3rd time. Was the size of a grapefruit. Cousin A's wife is a physical therapist.

At cousin B's wedding a few months later, after some drinks. I was talking with cousin A and his wife. (I am now better friends with cousins wife and she is more comfortable around me) We get to talking about that night when my ankle was massive and cousin A's wife throws out "I wish I would have known you better then, that thing was huge...I was sooo damn excited". With a glance to my cousin and a smirk of my face I replied with...any guesses..yes thats right "thats what she said".

 

i cant remember any good one but i always laugh at this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uCqrolfm1g?version=3

good ol corner gas lol

 

the 3 chefs at the culinary school I went to used to love pulling thats what she said jokes. Never got old!!

 

Thats what she said

 

and so it begins... tats what she said

 

Not really a funny situation, kinda cheesy, but the ppl involved make it hilarious.

Our church took a youth group trip to Water Country USA in Willaimsburg a few summers ago. I was one of about 6 or 7 adults that were there, one of them was the preacher.

He was in the wave pool and the waves started. A big wave came and hit him and took him under. He got his balance and said "Wow, thats really deep." With out thinking, i said "thats what she said". Everybody was laughing and he looked at me with the straightest face and said "Who said that?"

Made me laugh even harder.

 

Sounds like something I'd do too.

 

'Thats what she said' is my senior quote

 

sub'd

 

Sub'd I can't think of any right now but I've had some good one's.

 

this... lol it is a daily occurrence for me.

 

friends' girlfriend was talking a bout work, claiming " i've never been late" ......... to which i replied "thats what she said". needless to say everyone cracked up

 

While working a uniformed security detail, a priest approaches my partner and I, and stumbles almost falling into my partner. Priest looks to be in his 70s. As my partner helps him steady himself he says "whoa there, I dont want you goin down on me". Yep, I busted out with it, priest briefly made eye contact grinning ear to ear, partners face is beet red, Im about to choke on my tongue trying not to laugh. (not at my wit, but the sheer stupidity of my filter failure)

 

yesterday i got a tattoo, a girl said oh my god thats big, i quickly replied with thats what she said

 

That's what she said.

 

I have a t-shirt that says "That's what she said"

 

We say that all the time in the office. The girl that sits next to me seems to always beat me to the punch though. We are a dirty minded bunch though.

 

That's what (he) said.

 

x2 everytime someone says somthing im always thinking of how i can twist it into somthing dirty. and "thats what she says" is on the daily