Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

Would you rather she pee on your leg to claim her territory?

 

I'd prolly allow that in the shower.

 

^^ I wouldn't doubt it!



hahahaha

 

ex-girlfriend: Can I borrow your truck to go get some furniture?

me: No way

ex-girlfriend: why, you dont trust I will take care of it?

me: yep, exactly

ex-girlfriend: you're an a$$hole

me: moved on, I dont like disrespect

 

I don't trust most people with my truck but more so when they want to use it to haul something. I'm pretty careful when I put things in the bed and strap them down good if needed. I see people all the time just throw stuff in the bed letting things hit the sides of the bed or even let there clothing (buttons, zippers, etc) rub against the paint and scratch it. Yeah it's a truck, but it's MY truck and I take care of it.

 

i get pissed when she enters the truck without bring a sandwich.

 

Good morning to me
Before leaving for work, she lets the dog out without her leash
I go out to look for my missing baby, and see that the windows in Subie are left down all night in the rain
Go to close the window, and find she left the fan and AC on (she's been warned) , dog hair in the front seat and everywhere (freshly vacuumed and a dog bed in rear) , and trash all over
AND she took Taco today, with my car keys, so windows are down in the rain

nodognotruckwetcar

My question is, how deep a hole is required?
or do i deserve this?

 

Are you married?

 

Instant breakup

 

Highfive, very nice.

When they don't hit the Big O. Jesus christ woman it's 32ºC out, I'm dying here, just bust a fucking nut already!

 

When she get in with clothes on.

 

^Still waiting for that one girl who reminds you of your mother hey?

 

I can't stand when my wife puts on makeup in my truck, then touches the radio/dash/etc. PISSES ME OFF.

 

feet on the dash is #1 and #2 is she always asks me to close my window cause shes cold or her hair is blowing everywhere...lol

 

Feet on dash.

 

Every time the wife either gets into or uses the truck, I have detrash the empty drink bottles and snack wrappers...On the other hand, I use her Jeep and we have three old trucks we share...anyone want to help welding new rear cab mounts on the '68?

Howard

 

depends if you put her in standing up or curled up. standing, 7 feet does the job. curled 4 feet does the job.

 

ummm lol^

 

When I apply the slighest amount of pressure on the brakes she gasps and does the three finger on the dash thing. Like that's going to help you any if we wreack! I basically don't like the doing anytuing to the dash.

 

It's annoying when they wear super strong perfume...this one girl's perfume lingered in my truck for damn near 2 months