You know your getting old when...

I've never actually said "Get off my lawn!", but I do tell the kids not to play ball by the Tacoma...is that the same thing??

 

I know for real, huh? It was a big deal to have FM in your car!!

 

Nah your just worries about your truck! like the rest of us

 

When you are the head of household and your whole family depends on YOU.

When you dont have to ask for anything at your house like when you used to as a kid

 

When you and your buddies compare the size of your kidney stones.

When every broken bone and torn ligament you ever had comes back to haunt you - but at least you know when the weather is about to change.

 

When you start to worry about your health

 

When you are solidily in the "Vintage Motorcycle Community" on a bike you bought new

 

........when you can't remember what this thread was about??

 

Or by the time you hit the reply button, you have forgotten what you were going to say.

 

When you want to go green to save money and the planet

 

... you realize you qualify for the "Silver Care Plan."

 

... Navy Chief's look like teenagers.

 

... you remember what the numbers 16, 33, 45 & 78 had to do with everyday life.

 

When you are out traveling and can get the AARP discount on motels...

 

DAMN you guys are old

Staying up late watching Viagra commercials!

Used to one button PacMan video games!

Try playing NFL Madden with 14 buttons on the controller.

No wonder the younger Generation is soooo SMART

I bet you guys listen to the stereo on volume level 2 because your ears hurt


I shouldnt be talking. Im 24 and one day Im gonna be just like you guys. old and wrinkley

 

Hey man what does those numbers mean anyways?

 

I know that all too well.

 

When you buying booze you get carded and it makes you feel good and then you see the sign that reads "we ID all".

 

Different speeds on the record player.