Do you talk in movie quote?

I fart in your general direction

 

I DONT KNOW WHAT WHERE YELLING AOBUT !!

 

you shut your mouth when you're talkin to me

I actually yell this at my fat piglet boss whenever she wants me to do somethin stupid at work

 

I've used this one... extensively...

It works...

 

I try to at least yell it once or twice a day at the most random times possible. Keeps folks on their toes.

Fink

 

Ill be back...

 

Nancy: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan:Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale:That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!
Brennan:Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay?
Dale:I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.

 

Dang.

 

My son has this tendancy to say "What?" any time you say something or ask something he doesn't want to discuss

So I frequently quote the "DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?"
and
SAY WHAT AGAIN...I DARE YOU...I DOUBLE DARE YOU...but I have to leave out the MF lol

 

You stupid fucking c*nt. You...Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6000. SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS....and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you gonna do about it? Waht are you gonna do about it asshole? You're fuckin shit. Where did you learn your TRADE, you stupid fucking c*nt? You idiot. Who ever told you that you could work with men? Ohhhhh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm gonna go downtown to MITCH and MURRAY. I'm going to LEMPKIN. I don't care you know, whose nephew you are, or whose dick you're suckin on.....you're going OUT! I swear to you! Ever man in this office lives on his wits. I'm going to be with you in a second. What you are hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To HELP us. Not to....fuck us up! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a LIVING, you fairy. You company man. I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off because I could tell our little friend here something that might help him to CATCH you. You wanna know the first rule, you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life...and that is that you never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You fucking child.

 

Dong...........where is my automobile?

 

Most of the time when I see a bat I quote Ace Ventura.

Actually, I quote Ace Ventura a lot.

 

That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one.

 

"Bullshit you look like you suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

Thousands of quotes from that one

 

I'm getting too old for this shit.

 

Just said the, "That's not a knife, this is a knife..." also said it with a hammer... after I almost bought this:

 

I'm watching you Focker!

 

I've been drunk for 17 years, my judgement is not what it once was

 

it'd be alot cooler if you did.

 

the three amigos lolz


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