Carolina Alliance

nah...............never gonna happen bro!!! guaranteed!!!

 

There is no way you're gonna win next year, we played a terrible game and still won. All that means is your Chickens are barely even a team. next year i'm predicting a HUGE Clemson win. I'll definately be out tailgating so you should come up to Clemson and see our Tiger hospitality. You'll get ragged on for wearing the wrong colors but you'll get beer and food so its all good.

 

Clempson hospitality, my ass. You'll get full beer cans and bottles thrown at you, and might get assaulted before the game as well...the only way it's hospitable is if the Cocks win, and them thar Clempson fans don't have anything to say.

Now, that's no reason not to go...hell, I couldn't stay away if I wanted to...but just be forewarned...

 

i know trust me!!! my wife and her whole family(seriously....everyone of them) are friggin orange, and im the sole carolina fan there, but its still a good rivalry!!

 

You must have had a bad experience. All the tailgates i go to when i'm at clemson during a carolina game are mostly orange but we have some red and black fans there too. There may be a few little comments made but nothing offensive and definately no can throwing. Of course both sides have to put up with sh!t from each other but nothing out of the ordinary for a rivalry. Next time you guys need to come to clemson and we'll all have fun.... until your team loses again and you start crying like little girls

 

me and the wife may show up next year and tailgate with yall!!! wherever theres beer and food, hell, ill be there!!!

 

Oh, I didn't clarify...that was just my father-in-law doing the can/bottle throwing...my wife's family is full of tiggers. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

I gotcha, i cant promise i wont throw anything at you but it will probably be food or food i'm done eating, nothing painful. Also i may get drunk and pee on your truck..... i'll go ahead and apologize in advance for that one

 

manlaw: no matter how drunk a man is, he shall never piss on another mans truck(especially a toyota), unless said person drives a different brand and they are talking shit about said truck..............then piss away!!!

 

i agree with you on that one, piss on anything but a taco

 

In that case...I may just go ahead and plug an electric fence control box into my bed outlet and run a wire to all the "pissable" spots...haha...as far as you throwing food at me...that's to be expected...

 

I've peed on my truck many times. I hate walking to and wating for the porta johns, so i just stand next to my truck and pee. depending on how drunk i am i sway back and forth and may or may not hit my truck. Its no big deal as far as i'm concerned, just water. the only time i would care is if someone pee'd on my handle. me and a bunch of good high school friends hadnt seen anyone in a while and we got together to hang out in rock hill for the first time in forever. We agreed no girlfriends. He showed up with his girlfriend. he's one of those guys that has a gf that everyone hates... alot. and when he's with her he's like a beaten dog. She wanted to go to bed at 10AM!!! He said ok, left the party without even saying goodbye! We were so pissed off at him for breaking the rules, bailing on us and not even saying bye. So we all went to the house he was staing at, got up in the bed of his truck (an 03 tacoma access cab pre-runner) and used his bed as a urinal. The best part is we got pictures and got a good laugh showing them to him the next day. he was not happy. But hey, bro's before ho's. he burned us bad so he had it coming. Last i heard his gf didnt like us cause we're not "cultured" enough and so none of us have even heard from him in 3 years. I hate it when a woman tells her guy who she can and cant hang out with. We were best friends for years and now they're getting married and not only did he not invite us, he didnt even tell us they were engaged. Sorry but sometimes a good truck piss is called for.

 

What does she mean by saying YOU aren't cultured??? I think she is in the wrong culture (or country).

 

I know! I'm the most cultured person i know. I guess cause i get drunk and pee in other peoples truck beds in public i'm suddenly "not cultured"..... whatever...

 

i just tell my friends i am cleaning their tires for them with hot water

 

Crash the wedding man. Show them some culture.

 

i'd still be peeing on his truck and leaving the polaroids of it on his doorstep haha, what a douche

 

Thats not a bad idea. Show up hammered and then time it just right so that when they are running out to his truck to drive off, i'm standing in the bed with a bottle of champagne in one hand and peing in his bed with the other. That would teach the whipped bastard. I dont know if you guys have seen the south park episode with the "succubus" (sp) but she is the definition.

Yes, he is most definately a douche. You dont turn on your best friends for 8 years because you're girlfriend is a snob, thats just not cool. I never have and never will date a girl that doesn't like my friends. I dont care if she likes my family. the way i see it, when i'm married we'll be spending more time with friends than family so its more important my friends and her get along

 

you guys haven't heard about what happened between me, my long-term g/f and my best friend did u lol

 

based on your previous posts.... do we want to?