Rapture this Friday! :woot:

I CANT MAKE FLAMING DR PEPPERS FAST ENOUGH!! I LIT MY ROOM ON FIRE!!

 

YOU NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THOSE THINGS!! I HAVE BITCHES TO ENTERTAIN AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT!!

 

AS PER THE CODE OF CONDUCT, I WILL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT I SAW IN A VID.

STEAL SOME OF CHRIS'S JAGER, POUR IT IN A SHOT GLASS SO THAT IT FILLS IT 7/8 OF THE WAY. NEXT POUR A SPLASH OF 151 ON TOP OF THAT, AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE

THEN, BOMB IT INTO A CUP WITH A LITTLE MORE THAN 1/2 A BEER IN IT

 

AND IS IT IN DROP SHOT FORM?? OR DO YOU SIP LIGHTLY LIKE IF I WAS PRETENDING TO BE A LITTLE BITCH

 

POUND IT LIKE A RUSSIAN BEAR!

SUPPOSEDLY IT HAS A NICE KICK AND TASTES LIKE DR PEPPER. ANY AMARETTO IS SUPPOSED TO WORK


YOU NEED TO HURRY!


WAIT



IF THE WORLD IS ENDING HOW ARE YOU HAVING A HALLOWEEN PARTY TOMORROW?

 

I AM A DINOSAUR, I EAT RUSSIAN BEARS FOR AFTERNOON TEA TIME

SO YOUR SAYING AMERETTO CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR THE JAGAR YES???

AND THE WORLD WONT BE ENDING IN CANADA, WE ARE BEYOND THE POWER OF THE RAPTURE AND WILL OVERRUN THE WORLD WITH OUR APOCALYPSE BLIZZARD WHEN YOU ARE ALL GONE TOMORROW

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MUWAHAHAHAHAA

 

YES, IT CAN BE SWITCHED

APPARENTLY ITS NOT ENDING IN HAWAII EITHER

I WANT TO BE A CANADIAN FOR HALLOWEEN, HOW SHOULD I DRESS?

 

OR MAYBE I SHOULD BE SUPER EVIL AND COMBINE THE JAGAR AND AMERETTO MUWAHAHA

HAWAII IS SURROUNDED BY WATER, I DON'T CARE IF THE FUCKER CAN WALK ON WATER, I'D LIKE TO SEE JESUS TAKE AN OCEAN TIDAL WAVE.

WEAR A WHITE TOUQUE WITH A MAPLE LEAF ON IT, BASICALLY A WARDROBE OF WHITE AND RED WITH RED MAPLE LEAFS, PEOPLE WILL GET THE IDEA

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNLFNWAPbho
JUST IN CASE YOU'D WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT, TOLD TO YOU BY A GIRL IN A NICE SHIRT
SUPPOSEDLY, YOU NEED TO LIGHT IT QUICK, BEFORE IT SETTLES OR YOU WONT BE ABLE TO LIGHT IT AND YOULL LOOK LIKE A SISSY GIRL WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE A LIGHTER


DO CANAIDS WEAR TOGAS UP THERE? DO YOU GUYS WEAR MOOSE ANTLERS WITH SYRUP BOTTLES HANGING FROM THEM?

 

THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO, IT WAS DEFINITELY BENEFICIAL ( SHES GOT A GREAT SET OF PERSONALITIES) AND THANKS FOR THE FOR THE TIP ABOUT THE LIGHT, I WILL BE SURE TO BRING MY PROPANE TORCH BECAUSE I WOULD MOST DEFINITELY LIKE TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A SISSY GIRL

YES YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT ALL CANADIANS WEAR ALL THE TIME HOLY FUCK JUST DO IT AND TAKE PICTURES

 

ha, funny post

 

DONT DO WHAT SHE DOES THOUGH, JUST DROP THE FUCKER IN THERE AND POUND IT LIKE A DINOSAUR. I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH THIS WHATSOEVER.

I'D BRING A FLAMETHROWER JUST IN CASE. NOT FOR THE DRINK, BUT TO WHIP OUT IF YOU END UP LOOKING LIKE A SISSY GIRL.- AT LEAST YOULL BE A SISSY GIRL WITH A FLAMETHROWER

ALSO, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS HELP SITE BEING CALLED MAHALO.COM. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW "THANK YOU" IS RELEVANT TO A HOW-TO SITE.

IF I FIND A TOGA, ANTLERS, AND SYRUP BOTTLES, I WILL POST A PIC UP HERE AND PROCLAIM MYSELF AN HONORARY CANAID

 

I HOPE YOU CAN AVOID THE CAN AIDS ACTUALLY, RUMOUR HAS IT SOME SLUTS ARE SPREADING AROUND A VERY NASTY VERSION OF IT.

I WILL KEEP THIS FLAMETHROWER ON ME AT ALL TIMES, TO DEAL WITH WHATEVER DR. PEPPER LIFE OPPORTUNITIES MAY ARISE AND TO DEAL WITH THE SLUTS.

WILL WD-40 AND FIRE WORK IN A PINCH??? MY INSIDES ARE IRON CLAD I CAN TAKE IT COACH

 

ONE LAST THING TOO, THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
IF YOU DROP IT IN WITH THE SHOT GLASS, MAKE SURE YOU WATCH IT WHEN YOUR POUNDING IT LIKE A T-REX. THE GLASS CAN CHIP YOUR TEETH.


THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, I WILL MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATES ON THE CANAIDS. I HEARD OZ GOT A BAD CAN ONCE AND HE GOT BANNED FOR A WEEK.

WD40 WILL WORK, ADD A LITTLE ROYAL PURPLE TO THE MIX AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF A "FLAMING DR. JAMESON" AS DR JAMESON WILL PROBABLY BE THE ONE TO PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD OF POISONING AT THE MORGUE. A TRUE MAN'S DRINK.


WE SHOULD TALK LIKE THIS FOR A FEW DAYS, SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THE WORLD IS ENDING

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEY, WHAT DOESN"T KILL ME WILL ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER, I'VE BEEN WORKING TO SLOWLY BUILD UP MY RESISTANCE TO MOTOR OIL AFTER THE FORD 40 LITRE OIL EXPLOSION OF 2008. I WAS DRENCHED.

ALSO, I'VE LEARNED THAT LESSON ABOUT DROP SHOTS BEFORE, I JUST GOT A GOOD SMACK TO THE FACE BUT MY BUDDY FULL BLOWN BLEW UP THE GLASS AS IT HIT HIS FACE, HE'S GOT A SCAR ON HIS NOSE NOW FROM THE BROKEN GLASS SHARDS FLYING EVERYWHERE.

IT WAS FUCKING GNARLY, AND WE STILL DIDN'T GET KICKED OUTTA BAR FOR THAT, AND THAT WAS AFTER SMASHING ANOTHER 4 GLASSES, 2 PITCHERS, AND FLIPPING A TABLE. (I THINK ITS JUST CAUSE WE HAD A HUGE BILL AND THEY DIDNT WANT TO NOT GET PAID)

 

THATS SUPER GNAR. BUT IF YOUR BUDDY HAD A FLAMETHROWER, HE'D HAVE BEEN THE GUY THAT GOT CUT BY THE SHOT GLASS WITH A FLAMETHROWER. WAY COOLER THAN JUST THE GUY THAT GOT CUT BY THE SHOT GLASS.

IT ALL GETS REAL WHEN THE TABLE FLIPS

 

YOU NEED TO SEE HOW WE PARTY, IVE BEEN TO QUITE A FEW PLACES AROUND THE GLOBE, AND EVERY PLACE HAS THEIR HUGE SHINANIGAN PARTYS. BUT NO PLACES AVERAGE PARTIES ARE AS NUTS AS WE DO HERE IN ALBERTA

 

PARTIES ON THE BEACH CANNOT BE BEAT, EVEN BY CRAZY CANADIANS

 

WE BLOW UP ICEBERGS TO FILL OUR DRINKS WITH ICE, TRY US

WHAT ISLAND ARE YOU FROM?? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A PLACE CALLED "SUPER J'S"??

 

WE GET'R DONE HERE IN BC!!!!!! EVERY NIGHT!


YEAHHH BUDDDAYYY!