Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Been ran over by a car that was going 45 mph and walked out of the er. and a lil over a year ater i flipped my truck twice totalled it and wasnt wearing my seatbelt and walked out of the er again!

 

Wait, what?

 

/end world

 

I was hit by an old lady in a Thunderbird. Lady with only peripheral vision (vision that occurs outside the very center of gaze). Four years later, 12 neuro/head opperations = Titanium bone flap.

 

I walked the Panama Canal, from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean in 3 days.

 

not trying to make light of your situation, but do you ever think you need a plastic one because everytime your wife turns on the microwave you piss your pants and forget who you are for a half hour or so?

 

I shot two squirrels, cut their tail off and super glued it to my armpits. Then went to a waxer.

 

You sir have some issues

 

jumped a 30 ft. contender, like props in air for multiple seconds

 

I've done that in a 27' Glacier Bay. ~7 foot swells, 45 knots, at around 4am about 20 miles off the coast of Georgia.

 

hahaha National Lampoon's FTW

 

Bad ass! Was the prison here in WY a lot more calm than KY?

 

Twice . Not that cool, scary as shit. Deer hunting by Cody, WY with my "in-law" (gf's stepdad), on two different hunting trips had it happen. Fired my .45 between her legs both times, then 3 rounds above her head. The second time it happened, it was literally shitting itself as it ran away. Smelled like death.

 

+1 for you sir.

 

Flipped a UPS truck on it's side and didn't get fired (or hurt).
Got chopped in the foot with a hatchet...by my mom.

 

Sat on the ramp of a mc-130 while doing low level training in the mountains of Albania.

 

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a Nitroglycerine plant

 

can i refill your eggnog? get you something to eat? drive you out in the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

naw im doing just fine clark.

 

Watched GW's motorcade go by while delivering Dr Pepper in Crawford, TX. Been accused of giving two inmates tattoos while they slept after busting them with it. Watched a inmate commit suicide and had to watch it.