Funny Facebook/Myspace status messages..

Alot of people change their status and moods on Facebook or Myspace. Some are pretty funny. Just for S#%ts and giggles, lets see yours. I'll start.

(Name) is riding ponies at Walmart...I need more quarters!
(Name) tried changing his password to "Penis" but it said it was too short

 

I got this off of my brothers mySpace page, not his status, but I thought it was funny.

eHarmony

Sorry.
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.

You failed question #14; “What do you like most in a woman?”

‘My Dick’ was not an acceptable answer.




Marc M

 

Mine is currently:

Casey wants to be strung out on ham for days.

 

Plenty of "ham" in the TNA thread...

Marc M

 

CURRENT --> (Name) is thinking about that special someone....no not you, or you...eww god deffinatly not you...or you...or...ahh @^#& it....Happy Valentines Day.

"wh_r_ d_d _ll th_ v_w_ls g_?"


(Name) thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!

 

(name) got hit in the face with an airsoft gun that was not so soft.

i got my phone taken from me for no reason by my sh)tty math teacher
(name) finally got his phone back......I hate you Mr. (techers name)