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Girl Advice????

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 05 TRD Sport, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Nov 8, 2011 at 7:28 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Sonny, I don't wear a belt, but rest assured, if you need whooping, I'll be alright without it.
     
  2. Nov 8, 2011 at 8:39 PM
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    memario1214

    memario1214 Hotshot Offroad Moderator Vendor

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    Please, please don't beat me with your suspenders
     
  3. Nov 8, 2011 at 8:53 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Oh you're funny now.... Funny looking.
     
  4. Nov 8, 2011 at 8:56 PM
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    4WD

    4WD cRaZy oLdmAn

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    She wants to make you a sandwich huh..... is there going to be a girl friend of hers there too ?? (this could get interesting);)
     
  5. Nov 8, 2011 at 9:01 PM
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    Sandman614

    Sandman614 Ex-Snarky TWSS elf, Travis #hotsavannahdotcom

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    Some old guy asked me where the Prophylactics were.. I work at Walgreens..
     
  6. Nov 8, 2011 at 9:01 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Does it count if she bought me a subway sammich?
     
  7. Nov 8, 2011 at 9:46 PM
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    LilTuffGirl

    LilTuffGirl Well-Known Member

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    does she open the car door for you too?
     
  8. Nov 8, 2011 at 10:06 PM
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    Fink

    Fink Motorboatin' SOB

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    What in the hell is going on in here?

    Fink
     
  9. Nov 8, 2011 at 11:29 PM
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    G scott04

    G scott04 ...

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  10. Nov 9, 2011 at 4:33 AM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Only been on the Harley once, she was not on it at all. I'm doing this girl who has a Harley, a truck, a mustang, house is paid for and is sitting on a nice pile of change. Doesn't mind spending it on me. Somehow, this makes you think I'm the 'women'. Makes me think I'm one lucky son of a bitch. Did I mention she's totally nympho? Every day, bitch. Never had so much head in one week. Oh yeah, life is good.
     
  11. Nov 9, 2011 at 4:50 AM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    I'm only in it for the ride(s).
     
  12. Nov 9, 2011 at 5:02 AM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    We ended in a hard crash and boom 25 years ago. I know what road I'm on.
     
  13. Nov 9, 2011 at 5:44 AM
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    LMR GO JETS GO

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    Just shut up and enjoy the ride you lucky bastard!!
     
  14. Nov 9, 2011 at 6:44 AM
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    cstephan

    cstephan Jack Of All - Master at none

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    Hold my BEER and WATCH THIS
    Does she have a daughter/ younger sis? lucky SOB
     
  15. Nov 9, 2011 at 7:24 AM
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    blacksheff405

    blacksheff405 no one ever pays me in gum

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  16. Nov 9, 2011 at 8:44 AM
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    :cheers:

    Fink
     
  17. Nov 9, 2011 at 9:31 AM
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    memario1214

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    I think I'm required to say it at this point...

    Grand-daughter? :notsure:

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Nov 9, 2011 at 10:13 AM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    She's only 44. No daughters, granddaughters or sisters. No kids at all.
     
  19. Nov 9, 2011 at 10:37 AM
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    memario1214

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    Oh. Yeah she's not that old...
     
  20. Nov 9, 2011 at 12:07 PM
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    05 TRD Sport

    05 TRD Sport [OP] She's Fat, I'm Drunk, It's On.

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    Funny story.... Been seeing you around here for a while. Your user name reminds me of a story a guy at work told me. His girl had done something to really piss him off. Apparently she was wrong because in her attempt to make things better, she was giving him a blow job and saying "I'm sorry" at the same time. All he was hearing was "me morry" me morry". Funny, right?
     

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