Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

that redneck dude's lucky he didnt end up like us

 

WOW

 

I know this is from way back, but really man, how dumb can you be?

and what building?

i'm at VT right now

 

tried to outshoot a special forces sniper.......ya i failed

 

Told my wife she's a fatass.

 

Hiked to the top of a volcano in Guatemala and roasted marshmallows off of the lava flow.

 

got hit in the face with a golf ball and got 3 stitches.......and I hit the golf ball

 

jumped a car out in the desert so hard that upon impact it broke the passenger seat's tilt function to where it would tilt forward/backward without a handle. as well as broke a shit ton of other stuff too. closed course, only going about 50, was an old delta 88

 

ate shit and died

 

Shit in Buddy Ebsen's toilet.
Sold a car to Jay Leno (With my dad, 1939 Packard)
Black mailed a bookie (His books were in the trunk of a car we repo'd)
Banged at least 1 girl from 10 out of the 11 sororities at San Jose State (the 11th had all fat girls)
Violated a stripper with a hair brush (Cost me $10)
I have a long list............

 

I got kicked out of strip club one time. The guy sitting next to me was drunk as piss and thought that it was a good idea to put his finger ihb, she thought it was me and turned around and smashed my head with a glass ash tray. The bouncers picked me up and drug me out half way conscience and waited on the police to come. While reviewing the tapes they saw that it was the drunk guy and not me. I got a free lap dance from the girl as an apology. I think he got charged with sexual assault. lol

 

I have no idea who buddy ebsen is but that is funny.

 

Pics or it didn't happen!

 

Am an current and active member of the local 8251.

 

Farted on Ronald Reagan's bed
Was living and working in Moscow during the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991.

 

Flown an Italian Marchetti SF-260 (side by side seating) when I was 17. Did 6 dogfights (simulated with smoke, no real ammo). Won 5 of the 6 dogfights. My instructor was a retired F-18 pilot. He said he had never seen a civilian do so well.

Really wanted to be an F-14 pilot when I was younger, and my dad got me a day at Air Combat USA for my birthday. Highly recommend it (a little pricey though).

 

I ran 37 miles in one day.

 

x2

 

isn't buddy ebsen jed clampett? . . . . . (google search reveals.......) yes! he played jed clampett on the beverly hillbillies.

perma ban ^^^

 

Then I do know him!