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Who can come up with the best joke for this Product?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by amaes, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:20 PM
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    amaes

    amaes [OP] Cuz Stock Sucks

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  2. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:23 PM
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    tcBob

    tcBob Gringo Bandito Moderator

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    gross

    :dancingbacon:
     
  3. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:24 PM
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    amaes

    amaes [OP] Cuz Stock Sucks

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    Morning Sex has never smelt so good
     
  4. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:25 PM
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    neontrail

    neontrail ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈

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    Don't forget to oil your lube with BACONLUBE....it's what's for dinner!
     
  5. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:25 PM
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    tcBob

    tcBob Gringo Bandito Moderator

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    Are you making breakfast or are you just happy to see me?
     
  6. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:26 PM
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    TexasTacoma37

    TexasTacoma37 Well-Known Member

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    *insert "porking" joke here*
     
  7. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:27 PM
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    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:27 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    got something we need to try baby, it'll help me pork you.


    OR


    it's an oinkment!
     
  9. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:28 PM
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    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    LETS GO HOGGIN!!!
     
  10. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:31 PM
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    dand

    dand You can't see me

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    Really helps when momma wants you to make the bacon with her
     
  11. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:34 PM
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    tinker_troy

    tinker_troy Well-Known Member

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  12. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:38 PM
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    amaes

    amaes [OP] Cuz Stock Sucks

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    "I heard of meat curtains but bacon strips?"
     
  13. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:40 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    WARNING!!! CRUDE!















    roses are red
    violets are blue
    this bottles full of pig grease
    to help me get in your poon
     
  14. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:42 PM
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    tcBob

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    my d*ck's about to smell like pig
    and so are you

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:45 PM
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    JEP

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    when your porker can not leave the bacon in the kitchen...
     
  16. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:48 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    alright then....

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    either cover yourself in this shit
    or its back to the kitchen for you.
     
  17. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:49 PM
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    TacoDawgfan

    TacoDawgfan Hunker Down You Hairy Dawg!

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    Why yes honey, I am a pig.
     
  18. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:50 PM
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    YumaTRD

    YumaTRD The Church Of @ODNAREM San Diego Chapter 1904

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  19. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:51 PM
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    dayNnite4

    dayNnite4 We can't stop here, this is bat country.

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    whens the roast beef variant coming out? might as well smell and taste like it ;)
     
  20. Nov 15, 2011 at 5:52 PM
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    dayNnite4

    dayNnite4 We can't stop here, this is bat country.

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    whens the roast beef variant coming out? might as well smell and taste like it ;)
     

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