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the skin off of the chicken or turkey is good, but i dont know about the pork fat -shudders- ugggggh ....i cut my lip open while eating roasted chicken last year, bled for hours

 

oh yeah...the skin is definitely good!! how about some pork cracklings........i can eat bags of them at a time!!! spam is actually pretty damned good to!!!

 

The pork fat has to be pan fried and kinda crispy on the outside....melts in your mouth!

 

eww, i'll still to my bottle of bac-os and boogers

 

If I hadn't just eaten, I'd be gettin hungry.

 

my mom is making spaghetti....mm...yea, my mom makes me dinner haha, i dont have a wife like the rest of you

 

I made spaghetti for dinner tonight. My wife's at work.....I cook M-F. My 2 year old daughter ate 3 bowls of it!

 

alright "dawg", how cold is it up there right now?

 

It takes you 4 hours? I can get going in 2.

 

Come on 007 have some class. Deviled egg gas is like a fine wine, its important to let it settle and age for a while before you pop the cork. only then will the true egg flavor actually get into the mouths of the people who smell it. I expected more from you 007...

 

Sorry my GI tract is like a superhighway. What goes in becomes a projectile on the other side.

 

I think I just inhaled my coffee to keep from spewing it on the computer screen.

nd, your batting average could be better, but when you get solid contact, you hit it out of the park.

 

Thanks Sawdust.... i'll take that as a backhanded compliment

 

i dont tell people i'm going to hit them or backhand them, i just tell them i'll reach for my spine if they don't shut up. when they ask what i'm talking about, i just do it. then they learn.

 

Well it's been about -25 deg celcius for the last week. Is that cold enough for you?

It's only going to get colder too, as it is only the beginning of December - in case you didn't know that.

 

1) Your runny nose would freezes before the fluid gets to your upper lip and you have to break it off over and over again.

2) Your fingers and toes would be amputated due to frost bite.

3) If you are in the quietness of the country, you'll hear trees snap.

4) If you shut off your car for more that 30 minutes without plugging in your block heater, you wont start it till summer.

5) If you are horny and stick your tongue in the wrong place, you'll be stuck to a metal object for a long time, lose your sense of taste and have a speech impediment for life.

6) If you are working outside and hurt yourself or lost a finger/s, you wont feel the pain.

7) You have to microwave ice cream for a few seconds before you can eat it and to prevent the tongue from sticking to the spoon.

8) Fuel lines in your car, residential propane and water lines freeze.

9) When you speak, people wont know what the fu*k you're saying because your lips are partially frozen unfortunately confirming what we already know. Carolina Alliance & Associates are retarded and/or stupid .

10) There's more but a Southern Fried "Chikin" would not comprehend.

Most of all, we have the coldest beer on earth, so its all worth it suckers.

 

i dont want to even think about being that cold

 

9) When you speak, people wont know what the fu*k you're saying because your lips are partially frozen unfortunately confirming what we already know. Carolina Alliance & Associates are retarded and/or stupid .

so, basically you are saying you are retarded and /or stupid???? after all, you are an associate of the carolina alliance!! but i do gotta agree with one thing................that would be some damn cold beer!!!

hey themaster.........send some of that cold air this way........its december and its 70 degrees here!!

 

oh i thought december was the summer for you guys, canada is right next to australia right??

 

70 degrees? hell, i'm coming down to SC a few months early and just hanging out with you guys til the meet rolls around in April. it's 25 here and i hate it