Twilight!

If you're reading this, hand in your goddamn man card and testicles now. That's if you can find the purse they're stashed in...

 

Agreed

 

I'm thinking something like you were gonna show us pictures of the hot chick that made you say yes to seeing it. Or something.

 

No such being exists that's hot enough to see that garbage.

You douche magoo.

 

Haha, I was going to open this and tell you the same thing if you actually started a thread to discuss that shit!

 

TEAM (insert gay vampire name here)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm on Team Testicle. We watch Aliens and Terminator Series.

 

I'm team "my wife's vagina" if she wants to see, we go and see it.

 

Man what happened to Bram Stoker and Anne Rice?

 

Got dragged along by the lady.. aside from the terrible and gay actors, horrible plot, whining and moaning, and having absolutely no clue wtf was going on, the part where she's preggo with a vampire baby kiling her from the inside-out...was KINDA cool. It paid great rewards though

 

Good luck getting your balls back... If you're lucky, she might take them out of her purse and let you borrow them every once in a while.

 

came in expecting an intellectually stimulating conversation regarding this epic saga, so disappointed TW. :sad:

 

HOLY SHIT. I thought this was a real thread for a second. Team Edward!j/k no homo