Meeting her dad for the first time tomorrow...

Thank you much. This is short, sweet, and to the point. I definitely would have only done 2,3,5, and 6 haha. But number 1 sounds like super brownie points! And 4 and 7 won't hurt either.

 

o fuck.

 

You'll do fine. If he asks about your truck tell him you bought it for it's known reliability, resale value, and it was built right here in the U.S. An oldschool guy can appriciate that. In his lawn do the biggest lawnjob known to man if he dissagrees. JK.

 

8. Don't call any female SIR.

 

Oh damn, I totally didn't see that your profile said that you were a female.

Lemme rephrase. Thank you much ma'am.

 

My buddy did that at the coast guard academy. She made him write a letter to her boyfriend explaining to him why he is dating a man..good stuff.

 

hahaha oh shit

 

I thought a summary would be useful, make sure to pack heat, dont run or shit when he pulls out a gun (what happens when he aim at ur ass?), take a shit on the dinner table, dont act like a badass (last 2 dont really work togeather), dont fart, dont mention prerunner or 2wd, be polite and good hand shake. All sounds good, I dont know if would do the 3rd thing, might have to get drunk first. All depends how you want the night to turn out.

Just be yourself and dont say too much, it will all work out.

 

If you guys get into a conversation about some kind of hobby or anything, DO NOT act like you know more then him, or argue with him about anything too much. I know you probably wouldn't, but that is my piece of advice I thought I would throw in. Just agree with him on stuff, but don't try to sound like a kiss ass.

 

I wonder what I should bring over for dessert. Any ideas on that as well?

 

Walk in. flop your manhood on the table. Look at her mom and be like, this is what im offering, what you gunna do bout it...

 

FL style BITCH!

 

Apple pie. Bitches love apple pie.






No but seriously, they do.

 

Step 1.)

Step 2.)

Step 3.)

How could they not love you after this!

 

I may or may not have done this with Kim's pie earlier.

 

1. Make sure your truck is spotless, hopefully you can park it right out front.
2. Don't talk too damn much, the more you talk, the better the chance you're gonna put yer foot in yer mouth.
3. All the stuff Babytrucks said sounds good to me.

Look kid, you'll do fine, listen, I'm i Dad and many folks on here are parents too, guess what I would want to see in you is a polite, respectful young man with his shit together.

 

man the fuck up!

 

Dude, that's fuckin whacked!