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American BS thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by misc, Sep 22, 2011.

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  1. Dec 5, 2011 at 11:37 AM
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    NicNac22

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    i need a winch or a trail buddy with one, i almost got s*** stuck, on the back of the 1000 acres...a lot of walking through bear country, momma did have the .38 special but thanks to her awesome spotting skills and my mad driver skillz we got out :D
     
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  2. Dec 5, 2011 at 11:48 AM
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    This is your idea of keeping in on the down low?
    Here's a credit card.

    Book a super 8.
     
    Krazie Sj, Dec 5, 2011
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  3. Dec 5, 2011 at 12:09 PM
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    I still don't know what you ladies are up to at least half the time.
     
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  4. Dec 5, 2011 at 12:13 PM
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    This is a case of need to know Basis and we sure as shit don't need or want to know.

    Just don't kill me in my sleep or at least be considerate enough to finish me off before I wake up.
     
    Krazie Sj, Dec 5, 2011
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  5. Dec 5, 2011 at 1:35 PM
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    I'm currently testing the H2s detectors on site.


    I ate an entire bag of broccoli, 2 hard boiled eggs and a huge chunk of garlic coil.

    See if they shut the well pads down thinking there's a gas leak.

    :spy:
     
    Krazie Sj, Dec 5, 2011
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  6. Dec 5, 2011 at 1:42 PM
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    :rofl: have you ever tried dried apricots?
     
    NicNac22, Dec 5, 2011
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  7. Dec 5, 2011 at 1:50 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    No. Should I?
    This sounds promising. I'm sure I could pound back a pound of those easy.


    Im fully expecting this to smell like a bog corpse left in the sun for a week after being drowned in a brimstone, molten sulfur mix.
     
    Krazie Sj, Dec 5, 2011
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  8. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:01 PM
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    It's amazing you're able to get laid. :laughing:
     
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  9. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:04 PM
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    I don't stock pile my farts for dates.

    "what's that smell?"
    "you like that?" ;)
    "is there a formaldehyde factory burning to the ground near by?"
     
    Krazie Sj, Dec 5, 2011
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  10. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:09 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    ever realized you were saving one up, and subsequently spent the next 5-10 mins thinking of a joke to go along with it?
     
    Konaborne, Dec 5, 2011
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  11. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:26 PM
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    babytruck Babytruck, babytruck...I've got a babytruck :)

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    ummmm nope.
     
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  12. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:41 PM
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    Fink
     
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  13. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:46 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    those arent no's.
     
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  14. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:47 PM
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    "Jesus Christ! It smells like a straight up dog fart in here!"

    Fink
     
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  15. Dec 5, 2011 at 2:51 PM
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    Unless he had an scba on he'd never choke those words out if it was.

    I think it was Raymond. I saw him licking his testicles earlier and dragging his ass around on the carpet.
     
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  16. Dec 5, 2011 at 3:01 PM
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    I knew he was a typing dog. I just knew it.
     
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  17. Dec 5, 2011 at 4:33 PM
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    should totally try it!!! you only need one package of them...your ass might explode if you eat a pound.





    brace yourselves for a nasty story.

    me and my bro would eat a package and have fart contest :anonymous: it was quite smelly!!!

    :rofl: im cracking up telling the story.
     
    NicNac22, Dec 5, 2011
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  18. Dec 5, 2011 at 4:38 PM
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    "man that was some strong gas eaking out of my butt that day"
     
    NicNac22, Dec 5, 2011
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  19. Dec 5, 2011 at 4:40 PM
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    I swear theres a green haze after the apricots, its been years since ive done that. it doesnt make you shit yourself...just gas.
     
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  20. Dec 5, 2011 at 4:53 PM
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    usually when everyone else is quite,then it gets uncontrollable cuz everyone else is quiet and im laughing, then i laugh cuz they dont know what im laughing about
     
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