Your most embarrassing moment in your Taco?

Just had mine a few days ago. Got in my truck after work, after walking with a lady to her car who parked adjacent in front of me. Started up my beast, went to take off and stalled. Started it back up, stalled again. Started it for the third time and stalled again before I realized I didnt take the damn parking brake off. Thankfully she drove off after the 2nd stall.

 

I'd say opening the door for the girl and then as you go around you fart, and its still lingering when you get in....and she smells it.

 

Backing my truck into a guard rail leaving the gym as the hot chicks on the tread mills in the window are watching me.....

 

lol musta been watching them too! Watching the wrong rear end.

 

Roll down the windows and take off really fast before she realizes whats going on

 

hahah thats hella funny

 

trying to look all cool when getting back in, go to start the motor but everyone hears the starter motor grinding away because its already running

 

With cloth seats man, that shit lingers.

 

sitting on the side of the road with my (ex) gf crying and flailing around on the ground waiting for the cops; after the guy had broken into it and used a steel stake to bash my ignition open.

I may be exaggerating a bit, but sitting there angry at the world during a block party was no fun

 

"Oh uhhhh yeahhh. I was just turning on my turbos bro, dont trip"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4uF_zeT_4

 

Got stuck and was pulled out by a regular cab Chevy 3/4 ton. I'm a double cab, so after I had complimented his truck, he looked for a compliment about mine. He ended up saying: at least you can seat five.

 

Probably when pyroskier and I got stuck and had to be pulled out by a snowcat that was brought in from Cheyenne to get us.

 

AAhahahahah. Yeahhh. That is a good one

 

None in my 05, yet..plenty in my 96, cant remember any at the moment tho.

 

Driving on wet pavement I accelerated too quickly during a turn and ended up spinning out and going up a curb

 

Went off roading by myself (I know, I know) after work to mess around. Found a pretty cool trail that included a little bit of mud. I have stock Rugged Fails so after about 6 feet into the mud section, my truck gave up. I had to rock in while in neutral and use every damn gadget that's on my truck to get out. Ended up throwing it in 4LO with Rear Diff Lock and stomping on the accelerator while turning the wheels a bit. After about 10 seconds gunning it, the truck sputtered out and I turned around and headed for pavement with my tail between my legs.

That...was my most embarrassing moment.

 

At least no one saw it.

 

Yes, that was one of the few benefits. Ended up driving to the firehouse to clean mud off for more than three hours while the guys laughed...and thinking I had a busted rear shock afterwards because my truck looked like it was leaning. Overall, it was a pretty shitty afternoon.

 

Man it must be awesome getting to wash your truck at the firehouse. Probably the next best thing for truck cleaning resources other than working at a car wash.