some of my bad dates inside

the crazies are everywhere. I have a few psycho ex's arond these parts. I only see one of em every now and again around town. I usually dive into the cereal isle and hide behind the boxes when i see her.

 

It must be a midwest thing. Things start off good then they go crazy.

And to top it all off now I have a stalker.

Oh and don't get me started on FIBS and MudDucks.

 

haha, those 2 are my favorite. did the other ones tell you they had herpes Glad i havent had to deal with that yet.

 

youve had some hotties there tigerfan!

 

How do you get fake boobs and still convince your parents you're a virgin? some people live their lives in denial.

I hear that last one is hung up on some red headed chick from Louisiana....

 

OK! So get this. The last girl I dated* (read quick excerpt I wrote up before at the bottom of this post) decided to delete me off of her facebook yesterday. We were still friends and talked and pretty cool. Well, she didn't like the comment I put and a couple of her friends agreed with me and thought it was funny. She said something about how a certain bar sucked and I said it's the patrons that make it suck. Well, she didn't care for us "ganging" up on her so she pulls me off.
No problem. I decide to friend her sister on facebook. Now, I do not know the history between the two...just that when we were dating and she mentioned her sister it was never good.

I get to talking to her sister and her sister is a car fanatic like me. My ex sees that I am now friends with her sister and instantly calls her to bitch at her. Then follows the nasty messages to me! Wow. I was rolling on the floor because of how incredibly pissed off she was. I come to find out she told her sister before to never have contact with me lol. Now I never met her sister and she wouldn't let us meet when we were dating either. I almost want to ask her sister on a date to see what happens. I'll bet my house gets burned down lol. Anyways, because I find it so hilairous I will post the convo between us.

After she deleted me for the comment:
ME:
real mature!! i hope you dont mind me and jenn being friends.

Her:
I do mind because you are being absolutely inappropriate. I can't believe that you would even do that knowing that it would piss me off (which is why I'm pretty sure you did it). Why are you so intent on pissing me off? Some friend you are.


ME:
What a shame. I figured when you took me off your friends list that we weren't friends anymore. And why would it piss you off if we talk online. Maybe you are the one that needs to grow up and stop ragging on your sister? You get pissed when people make comments about you but you can do it other people. yeaaaahhhh.

HER:
We obviously are not friends - not after you talk to my sister that you do not know! Maybe you need to stay out of other people's business. Whatever business I have with my sister is my business and not yours!!! I don't make comments to other people - especially not like the ones you make. I really can't believe you would do this. And don't you DARE tell me to grow up. You're the one that is acting childish by pulling this bullshit! So FUCK YOU!

ME:
Um, we didn't talk until you decided not to be my friend. Who said I am getting involved between you two? You are kinda acting childish by blowing up over something so silly. Telling two people that they can't talk to each other is a little childish as well. What, are you our mom? You must have some trust issues if you can't trust your friends and family. You should work on that.

Her:
You can go fuck yourself. I'm not acting childish - I'm being realistic that you are the biggest asshole I have ever met. You don't even know my sister and now you two are "friends?" That is fucked up on both your parts! No, I'm not your mother (thank god!) and I do have trust issues and you are exactly the reason why. And why don't you try not telling me what I need to work on - I'm not your girlfriend anymore...remember? Although I wouldn't put it past you to ask my sister out now because your a grade A Jackass

ME:
If talking on facebook gets you upset, then I don't know what to tell you. Calling me names is pretty sure way to reinforce my point though. What do you care if we talk anyways. It's not hurting anyone and seeing how we aren't dating it shouldn't matter to you who I talk to anyways. It's not like I asked her to dinner <Rolleyes>

Her:
I'm only calling you what you are. My point is that YOU DON'T KNOW HER! What don't you get about that? And because you are suck an asshole, you probably will ask her out...I certainly don't put it past you. I took you off my friend list because you have not been nice to me for a moment since we decided to stop dating. I don't know what the hell I ever did to you to deserve this treatment. I have kept my mouth shut for a long time now and I am not taking your shit anymore. I really don't get why you have a problem with me. And anyone who tries to create problems between family is not someone I want to be associated with.

ME:
Well, you can call me what you wish. I am not going to stoop to your level and call you names. And I haven't been nice to you since we broke up? I don't even talk to you that much, how am I not nice? A couple rib shot comments on facebook? Who said anything about me asking her out and anything about causing problems between family? Wow. Way to overreact.


I find it funny because I still don't know what I have done that was so mean?? Absolutely nothing. She smoked and she knows I don't like smokers...so ever chance she got she would go on and on about how I hate it this and that like I was trying to make her quit. This is what she did, took anything that she thought I didn't like and blow it way out of proportion. Crazy.


So, how much of an asshole would I be if I went out with her sister?



*Case-in-point. The last girl was dating we were serious at the 2 month mark. She had a kid, but didn't want us to be alone with the kid around. I saw the kid multiple times around our friends and she was even at my house a couple times. I only got to see the mom once every other friday alone....every other time it was around friends to not "screw up the kid" She's the one that told ME she wanted to get serious. Well, I told her I was not happy with only seeing her once every couple weeks. Instead of coming up with a solution she said she didn't know what to tell me. I don't get it. She wanted to be serious, yet had no idea what it meant.

 

Do it. Ask the sister out. "Friends" is just a term on facebook to add people. Sadly, they don't have an acquaintances button or you would have used that instead to message her sister. Second, some people have their facebook set so that you cannot even message them unless you are friends. So adding them is essential to open the lines of communication.

 

i dont think she looks way better in person, but heres my ex:



and heres her sister



my roommate says that her sister is way hotter based on all of the photos I showed her.

 

I'd have to agree, however, the Ex does look like a crazy bitch, which the sister looks down to earth and fun to hang with.

I think you should try to nail her on the first date.

 

ill have to find more.

ex:


sister:

 

all i got was that her sister was a whore and cared more about partying than raising her kid.

Her sister is 31, ex is 27. Both have 4 year old kids and divorced. I think her sister is more fun just from talking on facebook lol. Hell, my ex was so old fashioned she didn't shave her..... blah.

 

i think its the 2-tone hair that makes her look bad. i thought the ex was hotter too. but now that the sister is the forbidden fruit she all of a sudden is super hot.

 

which part...