So I passed this guy in a Honda...

my bed lights have never failed me then again they strobe, and my rear nerf bumper make people real brake happen when tail gating me

 

Pretty much. Ever since I got my steel rear brake-checking assholes is my new hobby.

 

I used to leave my hitch in the receiver on my Ram just for the tailgaters. Maybe I need to put it on the Taco, haven't towed anything since I've had it so I've never even put the hitch on it.

 

I want the business end of a harpoon on my hitch

 

I can't understand how I could have interpreted this sentence, "Tailgater will proceed up the ass of the other guy you followed, works even better when traffic comes to a stop ", to mean that the tailgater is being set up to rear end an innocent vehicle.
Of course the tailgater can't follow him through the lane change, the tailgater is "up the ass of the other guy".

 

My cousin had a ricer honda, haha. It was a 96, v6 that he named "Hondamatic". It had underglow and a 2 12" kickers in the back he took the whole exhaust off (muffler and cat) and didnt dump the pipes or extend them past the doors, He just left them up under the cab. Ricey as hell haha but it was pretty fast! We hit 130 on the hwy, and the whole time he didnt have his license or insurance. A couple weeks later he ended up wrecking it (he wasnt paying attention and was on the wrong side of the road) he hit head on with another car and got in LOTS of trouble for not having a license and insurance.
But he got another Honda today, a '97 4banger.

 

I had a co-worker of all people leaving work last week cut me off. We have 2 lanes leaving the lot, 1 turns left, 1 is supposed to be right turn only as the arrow indicates. People turn left from there all the time and then have to punch it to beat the inside lane as the right lane of the divided hwy runs out just a few hundred yards or so. So I pull up in the left lane and notice as I approach the car in the right lane has their left blinker on. No biggie I think. When we get a clearing we both take off and I hesitate just as my instinct tells me she will turn into my lane, good thing I did, she did just that turning within inches of the center divider. So i had to get on the brakes to fall behind her stupid ass causing me to either be hung in the middle or go ahead. I went ahead, there's not a lot of room there to sit in the middle unless in a compact car. Anyway so I wind up pulling out in front of some guy in an F-150. It wasn't that close, I mean yes he probably had to slow up but not that big a deal. I notice him in the rear view slow up then I see him speed up to run up my bumper then start throwing his hands in the air. I just slowed down at that point. He kept dropping back and running up on me. I thought we would get into it at the red light ahead, but fortunately he turned off just before. Not that I was scared, more of keep me out of trouble because I know me, I wouldn't take shit off him and we'd probably be throwing down in the intersection. Just thought I'd share since on the topic of tailgating and road raging.

 

They are called fuck off tailgaters

 

Twice this week I was cut off by people changing lanes. Both times I had to slam on the brakes to avoid them giving themselves the pit maneuver. I abruptly laid on the horn and shot them the finger.

 

Happened to me. Traffic suddenly stopped on the freeway, and I watched this stupid lady not paying attention in my rear view mirror slam into me. Her car was ruined, the hood was tore up and she obviously split her radiator cause that crap was everywhere. I pulled off the highway and got out to see if she was ok, but she was a little old asian lady who hardly spoke english. I checked the back of my truck and it was completely fine. Just a couple scratches under the bumper. Crazy

 

invest in a pair of these and you will never have that problem again trust me...

 

Those look bad ass. Damnit.....the project list keeps getting longer. How much was the bumper?

 

I love little cars! If I have to pass, I make sure my Wicked Flow exhaust is right in their face WOT my exhaust at face level is WAAAAYY louder than fart can hondas

 

ingrish?? Y U NO SPEEK INGRIIISSHH??!!

 

Haha! I asked if she was ok, and she looked at me like I just kicked her cat.

 

holyshit that's sig worthy. you mind?

 

Haha! Not at all man

 

Definition of "fuck-tard"!!

 

This here ^

Aero Turbines are louddd when you step on it, and then the ricer honda i'm passing thinks im trying to race him when I'm not

Our trucks probably could whop their ass in a race with a beater honda anyways lol.

 

what?

you have a windshield washer bottle mounted up all custom an shit in the rear of your tacoma and its filled with oil?

i don't tailgate people nor can i be passing anything other than a vespa in my 4 banger with 34 inch tires and stock gears lol. but, if for some reason a person squirted oil on my truck on purpose. i think i would just rear end them then beat the ever loving shit out of them if and when they stop.

dude thats completely dangerous if your actually serious which i doubt but, if you are thats not a smart idea you could really hurt someone that way.

its not spy hunter brother its real life and that little invention will most likely get you in trouble.