AZ BS Thread 2.0

I'm having Sdhq give me an estimate for welding in crossmember and redoing diff mounts

 

I need a new mail key and to make sure my mail is still turn on. Trust me not really the place I want to be during the week of Christmas lol

 

badass place to meet women, well besides the deli counter at frys or victoria secret.

 

Wtf kind of women do you like man

 

From what I've gathered ones who like Toyota that eat at frys, visit the post office and shop at Victoria's secret

 

my "cone of acceptance" is quite wide.

and yes, frys is my favorite grocery market here...have great deli meats. i appreciate me a good woman who knows her way around sandwich delicatessen. i also enjoy a woman who enjoys quality panties. been with a few walmart panty wearers. not that theres anything wrong with that.

ham & swiss = brianrs belly full

 

whaaaaaaaaat

 

ive had like 30 gf's since Ive joined tw. mostly ratty chicks who are about as loose as Id imagine madonna or taylor swift to be.

 

You take that back about Taylor swift now

 

How is this a life checkpoint?

 

(i like my women used up, theyre generally more fun)

 

just using the "joined date" to get an idea of about how many women ive had come and go.

my memory sucks big time, so i write alot of notes like an old man on note cards i keep in my jacket pocket.

relating a date or another significant time (joing TW ive made alot of great friends who i can truly count on, all over the country) is one way to get a good foundation to try and not forget shit.

 

you would, since ur in that group of people I was referring to ya sumbitch!

 

ah i see you were saying 4 years

 

This

 

indeed.

im my mind taylor is much sexier if shes already used up and wants me to abuse her kitty.

 

Haha.

Hahaha.

Hahahaha. I miss you, Patrick.

 

We haven't seen Taylor Swift's beaver on TV yet. She's still safe

 

no,m but shes been passed around hollywood. its got be used up. plus shes tiny white girl, and they are the freakiest of freaks.

 

Further research must be conducted.