Office Pranks

A buddy/co-worker has been out of the office for several months, in Puerto Rico, with his wife. It's a long story. We need to mess up his cube with some torture. I've hotglued phones to the recievers, empty all drawer contents, filled cubes with balloons, altered desktop images, but we've got 2 weeks to hammer something out. Any ideas?

Thanks

 

Is he one of those guys that keeps cartoons or funny sayings pinned on his cubicle wall? My buddy that sits behind me went on vacation a couple weeks ago, we took down all of his cartoons, photo copied them, and replaced all the sayings or jokes with jokes about him, took him a week to notice.

 

if you search off topic, there was another thread about this that had a lot of ideas.

 

when he comes back, take a bottle of fabreeze and zip tie the trigger down to the bottle and throw it in his cubicle and run

 

this guy who sat in my office next to me used to scream on speakerphone all the time. it's like he was going deaf or something. one day when everyone was gone i took his phone apart and ripped the mic out of it, then put it back together. No one could hear him when he had them on speakerphone so he had to start talking to them on the regular phone. WIN

 

We did this to my buddy a couple of months back.

 

I remember that thread it was great. The dude sprayed that foam stuff in the office. And got the boss to pay for it!

 

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4219264

check this thread out. Lots of good suggestions.

 

Cover his office in Post-It notes. Search online and you should come up with several good examples, and I've actually helped out with this once upon a time. It takes a hell of a lot of Post-It notes, but if he's gone for a long time then you have plenty of time to do it right, i.e. cover every damn thing in his office with them.