'Friend' buys truck out from under me..

my favorite is used diff oil in the heater vent... you know across the front of the windshield.

Someone did that to one of my cars and the smell never ever went away... been doing it to others ever since

id also key that new lexus you mentioned

 

the best payback i ever saw involved milk.

1st purchase half gallon, preferablly whole milk
2nd open door of said lexus
3rd this is important...remove cap
4th generously pour into back seat (doesn't that seat look thirsty?)
5th walk away and smile

heres a question ever smelled spoiled milk? yeah it does the trick everytime. good luck getting that out.

 

vitamin d milk...i used it on sunburn...smells like rotten milk, onion, egg, nastyness

 

A guy who would do that is a guy who would sleep with your girl. Now go sleep with his and tell him you really needed sex thats why you did it

 

he might want to hold off on the sex with her, i think he just poisned her with exlax. well maybe not, don't know what the "op" is into....lol

 

Post up his FB and photobucknick albums and let TW at em...

 

and this, not everyone is nice enough to hold it for you. when the ask about the money i say i have to go get it (in case they think about robbing me) but i always have it with me stashed, if its a really good find, you dont want to risk losing it.

 

This

 

What Dave said!!

 

Tell him to join Tacoma World so we can all call him a dick.

 

Maybe he'll total it tomorrow and then he'll be calling you to come get 'em w/ the jaws of life. then You'll tell him "sorry, but I got an appointment to go buy a pickup" Payback sucks.

 

And your little dog too !

After you run him over with " your" truck. Go to his house and leave him an UPPER DECKER

 

I used animal urine mainly fox because it smells the worse. A couple of drops in the fresh air vents and it'll stink for months.

 

Give this "friend" a good ass beatin' for Christmas

 

Bleach in the gas tank?

 

Had a friend like him once. This is what happened. My older brother went and pulled out a rear end for my car at the junk yard for me and when he(so called friend) came by he said that he talked to my brother and that my brother pulled the rear end for him(we had the same model car). I said oh, is that right. Let me call my brother up and ask him. He said ok and when i went inside the house to call my brother he was trying to pick it up himself and put it in his car. I came out with the phone in hand and my brother on the other end and seeing him do that i grabed him and said wtf you doin. He starts getting me a attitude and said why i call my brother for. Then starts to make up stories about what my brother said about me and that ill never be like him and what not which i dont really care cause om not trying to be like him. Funny thing is my brother pulls up in the drive way and i said to my brother. Imma kick his ass. My brother just looks at me with a grin and i already know what that meens but before we can get to him he gets in his car and drives off. Never talked to him after that. Actually i never seen him again also.

 

x2 what a douche...

 

I want to hear about how the exlax and the trip to the woods went.

 

actually i think the OP is on to something here.

"pretend" to continue to be his friend, and FUKK him behind his back for as long as you want. you can do alot more harm to him being close to him than you could from far away. i think this is a totally evil, but brilliant strategy.