Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

There was one that was an exchange between a son and mom where the son says he's coming home late and mom replies "I'm going to lick your ass out". Of course, she meant "lock your ass out". OMFG! I didn't get to the rest; I laughed so hard.

 

Lol that would be a heart dropper

 

Not as bad as finding out your mom has been banging your best friend after she gets led away in handcuffs

 

wut

 

yup

 

Omg

 

damn kids are desperate these days.

 

She's a double bagger

 

still no

 

and boom goes the dynamite.
got the jordan 11's!!

 

Holy crap!

I heard some guy just got busted for shooting a gun in the air in Richmond (no surprise there) while waiting in line for Jordans...

 

it was pretty intense. lots of african americans, and weed at 4am, and drinking to stay warm. Sound system wars from scrapers. Quote of the night was before they were going to open the doors:
"so are you going to be my lead blocker, or my hurdle? Im about to go frank gore in here"

 

Mehhh.. Not really. Jason has a thing for Asians

 

niners baby!!

 

Yeah. It's a shoe to me. Rockin the Vans Classic's all damn day. Gotta stay fly on my grind. Tough for a hustla'. If Ni**a's think you soft, they think you cold, you get no mothafuckin respect. Dat's when you gotta pull yo strap an give dem a dirt nap. Blam! Yee

 

So I got pulled over last night in SJ at like 2:30AM. All my friends were drunk and I was DD. He was gonna get me for no front license plate and a headlight out. Plus there were like 3 other cars on that street all getting DUIs, and he waved me down when he saw me approaching with one headlight.

I didn't know where to put my front plate after I got the bumper, so I have the front plate on the dash. He was like, "well at least you have it up there, but it's suppose to be on the bumper." Then he asked about the headlight and I told him the part was on order, which is true, I'm waiting on a replacement ballast from DDM, but we all know that takes forever. He was like, "you have to order that?" I didn't want to get into how they were HIDs because that's illegal, so I was just like, "yeah it's a special order part, but I'm aware it's out and it's on order."

He was pretty much cool about everything. Appreciated that I was a legit DD bc everyone in my truck was hammered. He still did the eye test on me, but after he let me go. No fix-it tickets, nothing.

 

Lucky man. HID's aren't illegal are they? I thought they only were I'd you had 55w. 35w should be legal?

 

Anyone going to be in South Lake Tahoe for New Years?

 

any kind of alteration to your stock lights is illegal. some cars have HIDs stock, and so those are legal because no altercation was made

haha thats funny that the same guy keeps busting you. and that woulda sucked ass if the 2nd cop gave you another ticket lol