American BS thread

Chicken or the egg?

 

Actually eggs have been around way before chickens. Reptiles also lay eggs. So the egg was first

 

Mongo confused now....

 

I could not agree more whole heartedly.


Also good morning all.

 

HD doesn't carry it in stock, and I can't stand walking in their front door to even purchase something with my gift card so I just ordered the thing.

 

You forgot the part about someone blinding the cop with their lights aimed at their windshield, the fact that someone has no plate because he has no bumper but awesome mud on the frame, someone else with a really high truck had no flaps and someone who is freakish about theirs was falling apart because they thought rocks were being thrown from it but it was really gum *whew*, someone had BLUE lights on their rack (haha), AND the one lone but very welcome Tundra that showed up like a boss.... and don't forget the under carriage lights that danced to the music.

Oh and the skinny guy behind the counter that was overwhelmed by the approx 45 people (including regular customers) that showed up all at once to order food.

Oh and the Buick. That looooong looooooong Buick.

 

Yeah, didn't mean to blind that cop! It was cool to see everybody

 

How can you not see them with them flood lights of yours??

Oh and for those of you that are reading this, the lights were NOT on his truck.

 

ordered shackles for the bracelets...came in a 10 pack though....sure i can find some use for them

 

No, but LEO's can be touchy about it if they want to, plus occasionally some punk will put red lights on their vehicle to try to attack women.

 

They try to fool people into thinkin they're a LEO and try to pull them over

 

I'm not gonna touch that one dude......

 

im watching you

 

for underlights, no. but there are ways to get aftermarket red and blue and when its dark its hard to tell if they are real or fake.

i got pulled over in MD once it was dark and in baltimore...made him follow me a good ways to a lit up gas station to be sure. that was a while back when the was some people impersonating cops, he asked why it took so long to pull over, i told him, he said ok. dont think i got a ticket that particular time either.

 

This sucks. I just did a prelim on my taxes from my last pay stub and it looks like I am getting about $1k less than last year

Edit: I was wrong, I forgot to deduct my dental/health. All better now

 

lol he said i looked suspicious...turned down a one way on accident, was headed towards the hood...said eff that, backed outta the road, was driving kinda slow and swerving a little (looking at a map) i was lost it was around midnight and like i said i was in the hood...no way in hell was i stopping to look at the map, thank goodness for GA tags and licence, plus the accent otherwise i might have gotten a ticket, he gave me directions.

 

Here we had two duty cops and a security guard impersonate cops. What I mean by that is they rented a white Crown Vic, used the portable lights from a cruiser, pulled over the manager of a grocery store as she was leaving work after midnight then had her go back and open the safe.

After that they took her to the hills, put a bag over her head and all at the same time shot her in the head so that they would not know who actually killed her.