A request from my wife that shocked me

so normally, my wife gets annoyed if i purposely go over curbs, barriers, etc... to circumvent traffic flow in parking lots.

so tonight, we are heading to a restaurant that i was not too familiar with and she was giving me directions. she told me to turn down this street and then turn into the restaurant. well, this street only led right back out to the main street and we would have had to go all the way around the block to get back to the restaurant. she says, "shit.... just go over the curb there..." haha... ok, i said. well, i went up a curb, across the side walk, up the little grassy hill, over the curb that surrounds the parking lot, and then over the cement stop in the parking stall.

man.. she was hungry and she wanted her pancakes NOW

 

hahahaha thats pretty funny

 

Urban off road'n

 

pics of this mall crawling adventure?

 

craaaaaaawwlin!

them curbs be in the way, anyways

 

Nice marketing on the title ... not what I expected ... yet still a cool story.

 

Nothing gets between a women and her restaurant!

 

WOW... Extreme mall crawling!! Did you have her in 4L and engage the locker??

 

Atrac

 

See what else you can get away with. Take her home and PIITB

 

dude... i had to get the winch out

 

I learned that acronym today. I had to use it in the first place possible

 

That must of been some seriouse curb

 

dont call your wife that its just rude did she need to push or something LMAO

 

My youngest kid loves going off road, and the wife is of course embarrassed when we do. I guess one of these days my little one will have the taco.....brings a tear to my eye.

 

Woooo we're gonna have to get a forklift in here to move all this badass into storage!

 

I once made a left turn onto the wrong side of a 4 lane divided street in Denver, at a huge intersection...my girlfriend goes "just hop the median!" Wish I could say I thought of it that fast. Just glad it was dark.