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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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    Charli

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    Charli Stealer of Souls

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    Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from
    > Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow
    > down in overall system performance, particularly in the
    > flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
    > under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
    > many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
    > Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
    > programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
    > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
    > simply crashes the system.
    >
    > Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
    > to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    > What can I do? Signed, Desperate.
    >
    > DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
    > is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
    > operating system. Please enter command:
    > ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
    > not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
    > application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    > automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 andFlowers
    > 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application
    > can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
    > Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a
    > very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring
    > Loudly Beta.
    > Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances
    > install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background
    > that will eventually seize control of all your system
    > resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall
    > the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported
    > applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
    >
    > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
    > does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
    > quickly. You might consider buying additional software to
    > improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and
    > Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck!
    > Tech Support


    I'm thinking maybe there would also be an option for Poolboy 9.2 :)
     
    Charli, Mar 2, 2009
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  2. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:42 PM
    #13022
    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  3. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:42 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    JDMcQ, Mar 2, 2009
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  4. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:44 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    Chicken
     
    JDMcQ, Mar 2, 2009
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  5. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:44 PM
    #13025
    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Nope, didn't bother me. I kinda of like her voice.
     
    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  6. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:45 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    :laugh::laugh:
     
    ImpulseRed008, Mar 2, 2009
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  7. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:46 PM
    #13027
    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    :p:p:p
     
    ImpulseRed008, Mar 2, 2009
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  8. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:48 PM
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    Toy4Life

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    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    [​IMG]
     
    Toy4Life, Mar 2, 2009
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  9. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:50 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    chris4x4, Mar 2, 2009
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  10. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:50 PM
    #13030
    ImpulseRed008

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    I haven't seen that in awhile, but how so true... and they think we are nothing buy nags :(
     
    ImpulseRed008, Mar 2, 2009
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  11. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:52 PM
    #13031
    Jester243

    #13031
    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    :rofl::rofl:
     
    Jester243, Mar 2, 2009
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  12. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:53 PM
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    98tacoma27

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    Fixed



    Nag




    :D
     
    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  13. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:54 PM
    #13033
    hillbillytaco

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    hillbillytaco HOT!!

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  14. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:54 PM
    #13034
    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Lol


    searching..........searching...........
     
    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  15. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:57 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    [
    BTW:
    Paz Vega > Salma
    Mia Maestro > Salma[/quote]

    Both are considerably less annoying, but I think less sexy looking.
     
    JDMcQ, Mar 2, 2009
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  16. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:57 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    CoochieCoochieCoochie!!!
     
    JDMcQ, Mar 2, 2009
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  17. Mar 2, 2009 at 4:58 PM
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    98tacoma27

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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Gotta go with Mia
     
    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  18. Mar 2, 2009 at 5:00 PM
    #13038
    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    I would have to disagree here.

    She actually exhibits intelligence.
     
    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  19. Mar 2, 2009 at 5:00 PM
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    98tacoma27

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    Oh hell no!
     
    98tacoma27, Mar 2, 2009
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  20. Mar 2, 2009 at 5:01 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    She had big boobs i think
     
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