The Useless Posts Thread

Atta boy, get back on that saddle!!!

 

a saddle you say?

sounds like fun

brian buy a cowboy hat while youre at it...and get her some assless chaps

 

Hey, Jeff. How the Toe?

 

it hurts...but i trimmed some of the dead stuff off last night and ive got some dr scholls anti ingrown toenail meds on it right now so i can be up and moving around instead of soaking it

 

You should have been taking dr scholls anti ingrown toenail meds before this all happend..

 

i didnt know it existed...and my dad gets these things all the time...so i was trying his method for fixing it...

i think i made it worse...so now im taking the right corrective measures

 

oooh BRIAN!

do it!

 

shh youre just hurt from last night...dont go back

also post the pics

 

ouch...nooo...bad....sore spot

 

also check out the chat from last night

 

A hole!

 

brianr from x.x.x.171 joined the chat 11 hours ago
SocalMan22: my address is in el paso
brianr: WTF
05prerunner: Welcome back Brian!
SocalMan22: hey brian
brianr: fiucking women suck ass
MonkeyProof: BRIAN
eordonez: hey brian
SocalMan22: you get lucky?
eordonez: what happened
MonkeyProof: you focker..i missed you
05prerunner: ...sounds like it didnt go too well...
brianr: we're at rhe bar and some guy comes over and butts into our cpnvetrsation liek no mamemr
eordonez: tom is in love
brianr: manners*
brianr: Hi tom
eordonez: i didnt even knew you where here until brian came
brianr: missecdd u too
brianr: so he buuys us botha drink
brianr: both*
brianr: fucking drama
brianr: im too drunk to talk about it
brianr: fuck it
MonkeyProof: you focker..you are nucking frunk!!
SocalMan22: lol drunk typing
brianr: im going back to thabr
SocalMan22: lol tom
eordonez: hey brian
brianr: fuvk it
brianr: hey bro
brianr: hows cristina
SocalMan22: that shit will put some chest on your hair brian
eordonez: doing fine, thanks for asking bro
eordonez: so what happened with this guy, did he was hitting on your girl?
eordonez: or was she flirting
dtrujillo63: que onda guey!
eordonez: que pedo denny
MonkeyProof: give her a fat lip if she was flirting back with the dude
brianr: he was hititng on her
brianr: fuck it
brianr: FUCK im leaving
brianr: im going ack there
eordonez: and what did she do?
brianr: by e guys
eordonez: shit
eordonez: ok
eordonez: you always leave us hangin on the story
brianr: bye
eordonez: bye

 

Stop it. You just miss the poon. I used to miss alot of my ex'es.....truth was, I missed the ride, not the mind.

 

brianr from x.x.x.171 joined the chat 10 hours ago
brianr: fucking ****
brianr: fuck this shit
05prerunner: uh oh
05prerunner: what happened?
brianr: fuckicn bitc
brianr: im dunk, so typing its hard
brianr: but I'll tell ya
brianr: hold
brianr: so we are at her bar
brianr: keep in mind her bar
brianr: she knows everyone there
brianr: and then some guys is looking at me at the bar...wo carres right?
05prerunner: yea
brianr: well then I'm talkin w/ clarice and he come up and butss in
brianr: and says hey how are are you
brianr: like he "knows" her
brianr: well she blows him off, ane he leeaves
brianr: hwe aresititngsat a table waywa from the bar, he buys us both a drink, and the bartender bring it over
brianr: well she tells me about that guy, and then later he comes outside while im having a smoke
brianr: I get up to shake his hand and he has a fit like a baby
brianr: and smahes a drink on the gorudn because he wont shake my hand
brianr: so clarice picks a fit and walks out
05prerunner: wow
brianr: so I close out hertab and drive up to her
05prerunner: random drama b/s
brianr: she wont talk to me
brianr: sp lI go back up to the bar
brianr: and the dudes buy me a drink, and everyhting si cool
brianr: and shes stilla bitch
brianr: fuck t, im gonan go up to the bar where shes at.
brianr: BRB
brianr: theres gonan be daram
05prerunner: dont go dude
05prerunner: ...
05prerunner: ........
brianr from x.x.x.171 joined the chat 8 hours ago
brianr: fcuk her
brianr: bitch

 

Clarice and Brian = No go

 

whao!!! Wtf?????