Obnoxious personalized license plates.

I work in Silicon Valley, so needless to say there are loads and loads of extremely rich people living here. You see Porsches,BMW's, Mercedes, and Bentleys with the same regularity as you might see Ford Tauruses in Indiana.

One thing I've noticed is that the people who drive such cars seem 200% more likely to have some sort of smarmy, smart-ass personalized license plate that somehow indicates their own self-admiration. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but they usually say things in regards to their success.

In fact, one of the offices I used to work at was next to a Mercedes dealer and in the back was the garage. You could walk by and see all the license plates of the Mercedes up for repair, and honest to god-50% of them had some sort of vain license plate.

I guess I'm in a foul mood today, but I've seen more god-damned personalized plates than I care to ever see in my lifetime out here.

 

i saw a caprice on huge wheels with a licence plate that said "bchplz"

 

"ASSMAN" for the proctologist FTW!

 

I saw a red Corvette that said "MEBCPB8." Damn, did I want to see him pulled over...You know, just for the irony.

 

Ah Cosmo the assman. that's great

 

Funniest one I've ever seen.

 

Holy crap! Now if people did things like that with their plates, it's be allright. That's hilarious!

 

I bet this guy doesn't get all bent out of shape when he can't find a handicap parking space...

 

i dont get it?

 

"Me be cop bait" maybe??

 

A lady down the street from me is named Tammy Isabel Trent and she married a guy named Brian Ivan Green...

I always thought it would be cool for them to put their initials on a license plate that read BIG TIT, but they didnt think it was too funny...

 

oh ok i get it thanks bud +1 for you

 

I saw a Corvette with the plate EXTNSHN . I thought it was cool that a vette owner would make fun of his car's perceived image.

 

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