What animals have you been bitten by?

dude i would scream too bro look at those things^

 

(at least you weren't getting a BJ!)

 

been stung 6 times by wasps, once by a bee (I know not really bitten but still), a random dog while riding my bike, I was able to kick it in the face with my bloody leg lol.

Also a horse, cat, Billions of ants, spiders, other random bugs.

 

A shit ton of skeeters
hamster
dog
cat
ants
spiders
crab *the ocean type*
horsefly
women
probably more

 

quail ,Mosquito's ,Cat, dog, Scorpion, bee's, horsefly, hamster, guinea pig, Python, about 6 different types of spiders, alot of fish (catfish, pike, musky) and a partridge in a pear tree

:will edit as I think of more terrible things:

 

my gf's rabbit bites me all the time lol

 

Snakes, dogs, cats, lizard, various fish(pets and wild), spiders, chinchilla, hampster, mice, guinea pig, horse, ferret, leech, rabbits, frog, woman, man. Probly missed a couple but I'm tired of thinking about it..brings painful memories to mind lol

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7_3xxQXgFs

 

Found your problem

 

I always see the most random-ass threads on the homepage!

Anyways, I have been bitten by cats multiple times, a dog nearly ripped my right cheek off back when I was 6, centipedes and mosquitoes are a bitch.

Oh yeah and hamsters are indeed nasty bastards to get bit by. They will take a chunk.

 

Catfish.

My friend wanted me to go outside so i told him i would if he let his pet parrot bite his winky. He did it but i didnt go outside

 

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run of mill, dog, cat, hornet, crab etc.

My wife was bit by her brothers horse, she said that was the worst.

 

Horses do hurt. My mom got a nasty bruise one time from a horse bite, but she does work with them for a living.

 

Snakes, mosquitoes, cats, dogs, ants, ducks, all my ex's, lizards, spiders, crab, crawfish, bass,catfish, squirrel, geese

 

I think I would've died!

 

All my kids have bitten me at one time or another when they were really young when feeding lol

 

So how it felt to breast feed 'em?

 

While in Cayman islands, pulled the scooter over to show my ex wife how to grab a crab, that was crossing the road. Grab the back of its shell and you are fine! But apparently this was Gumbi the crab, reached back and pinched the shit outta my thumb!

Got by a protective goose while on a running path, on my tricep, that hurt too!