What animals have you been bitten by?

My dogs (play biting)
Cats (been scratched by them too, dont like cats much but tolerate them)
Big ass horseflies and deerflies in the mountains of Montana, some of them are close to a inch and a half long.
Skeeters
Bees (does that even count?)
Rat at the pet store (was tempted to kill that fucker)
Garden snakes (plus they try to squeeze the circulation out of my finger but fail lol)
Thats about all I can think of right now

 

my girls beaver

 

If it's biting back I think you have a problem

 

Like that movie teeth.... i stayed in my house for weeks after i saw that.....

 

a goose! (always makes me think of Liar Liar outtakes)

 

Lol bastards I mean when you feed them finger foods right out of your hand

 

One of these days just for the experience, I'd love to take a bullet ant on the forearm or hand.

Intense.

 

1)dog was the worst. i think i was in 3rd grade. had to get like 8 stitches!
2)a green tree snake.(did not hurt at all)
allot of cats! like every cat i have been around(i fucking hate cats BTW!!)
3)a goos. LMAO that hurt.
4)baby snapping turtle.

think thats all.

 

We have a family friend that worked for the Raptor Refuge, where she rescued injured birds of prey (hit by cars, etc.). Well I liked to go over and feed squirrels and rodents to the Bald Eagle that someone shot with a .22 lr (sucker survived it) when I was younger. One day I wasn't paying and the fucker bit my thumb so bad. Bled everywhere. I don't know why I didn't have to get stitches.

 

I got bit by a brown recluse and almost lost my foot.

 

got bit by a horse, hit the fucker over the head with a fence post when I got the bleeding stopped

 

lol

 

-cat
-dog
-rabbits (stupid buggars have sharp teeth)
-pig (I have a scar on my hand from that)
-guinea (those darn pecker-heads)

 

A couple cats, a couple dogs, a corn snake, a hamster, fucking mosquitos of course, red ants, and probably other various insects. Probably a couple more but that's all I can think of.

 

how do you guys get yourselves into these situations. LOL
i don't think i've ever been bitten by anything other than bugs...

 

A cat and a horse. I once had the noble idea that I should break up a catfight (no, not my sisters-I NEVER tried to break those up). Two cats were going at it on my driveway and I got fed up. Reached into the middle of that flailing ball of fur and grabbed hold of something. One or the other cat thought I was out of line and bit my pinky. Took a few months to get feeling back in my finger.

The horse? I was feeding him carrots and he thought my finger was a carrot. OW.

 

I bit my own finger once. Completely by accident.

I was eating mcdonalds fries and though that my finger tip was delicious and salty goodness.

 

Almost forgot that damn little dog that tried to bite me. I was wearing knee pads doing some tile for a friend, and his little dog commenced an aerial assault on my knee. Little bastard, he left a bitemark on my kneepad. Sure, he acted like a little angel when my friend was there.