Secret Service

Or just leave them alone and not worry about it??

 

thats no fun though!

 

Go outside in a scream costume or gorilla suit

 

Order 50 pizzas and have them sent to the house care of whatever the Governor's wife's name is. But make sure that all of them are some nasty flavor like olives and anchovies or BBQ chicken, or spinach and brocoli.

 

Or 10 lbs of bhut jolokia flavord hot wings?

 

and tell the pizza guy to give them a note that says "i want to play a game. one of these pizzas is a bomb. you have 8 seconds"

 

50 pizzas that a pretty good bit of money

 

That's taking it way too far..

 

Call in and pay for an order of three or four, from the worst pizza place in town with the above said nasty flavors. When the Pizza guy shows up, wave and give them a thumbs up!

 

Yeah, Michelle Obama was at a home two down from mine on Thursday. What a mess, they blocked every road to and from my house to escort her there. Secret service escorted me home, as I had to drive by the house to get to mine.

I understand security, but it was a bit ridiculous.

As for messing with them, why bother? They're just trying to get a paycheck like the rest of us. I'm sure they'd like to be home with their families just like any of us.

Of you insist, I suggest going to sun bathe in a thong speedo...then have your wife bring him a sammich and ask him to stop watching you before she called the cops...

 

If you own guns, and i'm not asking if you do, but if you do own some, take some shotgun or rifles in cases out to the truck, one or two, each one at a time, some ammo cans and an unassuming black bag or back pack, then go to the gun range.

 

Brunes are you the resident joke killer around here

 

IDK-Maybe it's cause I've been in law enforcement- but you think those dudes wanna sit in a driveway and watch everyone take out the trash while whatever whoever she is hangs out inside visiting with her family??

Their whole job is to protect her...Not to get eff'd around with. So the practical joke type stuff is out.
Even being nice can cause them issues....Send over food or anything and they are likely to turn it down for a variety of reasons (poison, bribes, ethical considerations,etc) and/or have to report it to their command and quite possibly start an investigation (ie: more work for them...)

Best off to just leave them be.

 

Congratz on 15k posts

 

have u heard of the patriot act? I would not mess with them. If u wanna be nice and offer em some coffee that would be nice. but, id even be suprised if they take it........i wouldnt...

 

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I remember when AF 1 landed in Cape Cod awhile back, I was on the other side of the runway, working on the roof of the hangar, in clear sight of the plane and the SS guys around it. Needless to say, I felt like I was being watched.

 

They may have been reading this

 

Shit! They're watching us!

 

Patriot act. really? For a "statie" protectee? Right...