The Official Who is Martie Thread...

Eh, that's ok, neither do I.

 

so.... in other words

ehem, how you doin?

 

I dunno.. Some douche nozzle that drives a Jetta, or a Civic I think.

Guess they don't have Tacomas in Jersey..

 

You tryin' to be a Jersey boy?

 

yes they run, but his i think was made from some kind of exhibition, they have to tow it everywhere....

 

see, im telling ya

 

no im trying to make you a mexican girl!

Martie, Donde esta mi tortilla, y traeme otra corona mujer!!!

Where is my tortilla martie! and bring me another Corona Woman!!!

I need two women, there are a lot of tasks to be made in a Mexican house

 

Oh yeah.. Engine and gas is optional in that state.. I forgot.

 

yep

 

That would look better if you were wearing the jersey issued black wifebeater shirt. Just sayin.....

 

I ain't bringing nobody no tortillas.

 

I should probably get one or five of those.

 

Classy all the way

 

its not just for that

back in the old days, mexican couples used to had about 15-16 children, and i want to bring that back, so i need another women, i already have one pregnant, and I dont think she is gonna be up for another kid soon, thats where you get in, you make me mexican-american children, double nationality, so when they are 15 i can send them to work legaly in the US and they can provide for all the family down here.....