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The Official Who is Martie Thread...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Hotdog, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:22 AM
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    mjp2

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    This should be good. :popcorn:
     
  2. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:23 AM
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    shhhhhh

    im starting to feel she is interested
     
  3. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    Yeah, :popcorn:. Silly Mexican, you don't mess with Jersey girls.
     
  4. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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    So what can you offer me?
     
  5. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:26 AM
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    Parts for mjp's truck..........Oh...wait.....Nope....His were stolen.
     
  6. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:27 AM
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    6-8 mexican-american children. Isn't that all a girl could ask for?
     
  7. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:27 AM
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    hmmm....They could be used to push Mikes truck......
     
  8. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:28 AM
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    I want to see if martie and ed's first fiancee are "compatible" with each other. Somebody better get to photoshopping for the underground.
     
  9. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:28 AM
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    What, is not about what can i offer you???

    its what can you offer me, of course im gonna support you, food 2-3 times a day, 4 times when pregnant, if its a boy ill give you a full week free of labor, if its a girl (better not :mad:)....... the pleasure of my company, and ill let you drive the taco once a month so you can go shop for groceries....
     
  10. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:35 AM
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    Wow, how could ANY woman pass up such an enticing offer. All I've ever dreamed of in life is to be a part of a Mexican harem. I can't wait to walk around barefoot, have a litter of children at my heels, and breathe for every moment that you give me.

    Please, tell me more.
     
  11. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:39 AM
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    You're on the right track, Ed. My pickup line was "Woman, get over here and birth me some chil'ens!"

    Works every time.
     
  12. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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    Your pickup line was "I'm an asshole"
     
  13. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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  14. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:45 AM
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    Noted.

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    :popcorn:
     
  15. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:52 AM
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    oh my, I just realized, i sounded like ND, even more drunk!
     
  16. Mar 5, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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    I figured that couldn't be you :p
     
  17. Mar 5, 2009 at 10:43 AM
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    martie why would u want to get with ed
    i can offer u soo much more
    as long as you give me what i want that is ;)
     
  18. Mar 5, 2009 at 10:46 AM
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    I'm considering my options here :p
     
  19. Mar 5, 2009 at 10:47 AM
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    Martie: First Official TW Groupie

    I would say that you should invite some of your friends over, but I know you groupies hate competition.
     
  20. Mar 5, 2009 at 10:49 AM
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    It's all about how much attention is on me :rolleyes:

    (I hope nobody is taking me seriously)
     

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