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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jan 20, 2012 at 8:30 PM
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    taco084gb

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    taco084gb No matter where you go there you are.

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    Socially Unacceptable Humor

    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

    Went for my routine check-up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

    A wife says to her husband, you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "Obviously you're not listening".

    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

    At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do most women have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!

    One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer.

    A new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

    A buddy of mine just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He saidm "Her brother's got a mustache."

    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled. "To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-porn, you sick bastard."
     
    taco084gb, Jan 20, 2012
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  2. Jan 21, 2012 at 5:42 AM
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    Delmarva

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    Delmarva Mayor of TW

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    Delmarva, Jan 21, 2012
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  3. Jan 21, 2012 at 6:09 AM
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    JDMcQ

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    JDMcQ Well-Known Member

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    What...is...this...place?
     
    JDMcQ, Jan 21, 2012
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  4. Jan 21, 2012 at 6:12 AM
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    markmatters

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    markmatters Viejon

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    Is time running out for the leap second?
     
    markmatters, Jan 21, 2012
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  5. Jan 31, 2012 at 12:30 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    yes
     
    Konaborne, Jan 31, 2012
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  6. Jan 31, 2012 at 12:38 PM
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    808hiker

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    808hiker Taco addict

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    Why do people make life harder for themselves?
     
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  7. Jan 31, 2012 at 12:40 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    because wisdom and intelligence are two very different things
     
    Konaborne, Jan 31, 2012
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  8. Feb 1, 2012 at 2:14 AM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    Konaborne, Feb 1, 2012
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  9. Feb 1, 2012 at 7:39 AM
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    BrokenTusk

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    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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  10. Feb 1, 2012 at 11:25 AM
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    oZmonKey

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    oZmonKey Big Metal Hubajube

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  11. Feb 1, 2012 at 11:26 AM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    I don't know how this thread died off. Oh wait because any random topic we think of gets it's own thread now. :laugh:
     
    derekabraham, Feb 1, 2012
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  12. Feb 1, 2012 at 11:31 AM
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    livel0veryde Well-Known Member

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    dumb question but i think this is the place for it. can someone tell me what darp means?
     
    livel0veryde, Feb 1, 2012
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  13. Feb 1, 2012 at 11:35 AM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    darp? Never heard of it

    derp?
    internet slang for stupid or silly
     
    Konaborne, Feb 1, 2012
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  14. Feb 1, 2012 at 11:48 AM
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    livel0veryde

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    livel0veryde Well-Known Member

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    ah ya thats what i was thinking of, thanks
     
    livel0veryde, Feb 1, 2012
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  15. Feb 1, 2012 at 11:59 AM
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    oZmonKey Big Metal Hubajube

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    DARP

    Dandelions are rilly perty.
     
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  16. Feb 1, 2012 at 12:02 PM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    :rofl:
     
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  17. Feb 1, 2012 at 1:37 PM
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    MsTRD

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    MsTRD hell yes i love my truck

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    Aww...I miss this thread
     
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  18. Feb 1, 2012 at 1:41 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    it's back!
     
    Konaborne, Feb 1, 2012
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  19. Feb 2, 2012 at 6:22 PM
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    Fink Motorboatin' SOB

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    Fink
     
    Fink, Feb 2, 2012
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  20. Feb 3, 2012 at 8:08 AM
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    oZmonKey

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    oZmonKey Big Metal Hubajube

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