You know your getting old when...

It happens

 

When New years seems to have just happend a couple of months ago, and it's like this every year flying by!

 

No shit man, i feel yah

Here's one, I was kicking it with the headphones and remembered this album on you tube, god i use to get so stoned and listen to this, that was something like 25 years ago

http://youtu.be/V1i-RKqOFxQ

 

I remember when that album came out 37 years ago.

 

ooohh but it's such a good album. i love it.

 

When you can relate to this video;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZa7hU6tP_s

 

X2!

 

When you start wearing crocs

 

When you only have sex at least 2 times a week

 

Clarify, what counts as sex?

 

Lol penetration

 

oh noes

NOT YOU TOO TIGAH

 

Shit, then yes, 2

 

You know you're getting old when ... you run across the girl of your dreams and she says, "I really respect older men."

Actually happened to me. Ruined my entire darn month.

-

 

I know, I got it bad

 

Good, then get on your knees, i got's sumthin else you can respect!

 

Ya know you're getting old....when the oldies station is now playing songs from your high school years! FUCK!

 

Or when you got a oldies station on your preset and grove to it

 

Well, i like a lot of different music, some of it well before my time, but "here's and oldie form the 80's, Love Shack" jesus christ...I was in a store once and i heard GnR come over the radio and i said something to the cashier, who was younger than me and she says "oooh that's a classic!"
WTF! I oughta beat you where you stand!